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So I just got diagnosed with Celiac Disease...

Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:29 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78669 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:29 pm
And my goal is to absolutely annoy the shite out of America with all my Gluten-free requests.
I'm just letting you know in advance.
I intend to say the phrase "gluten-free" 422 times per day.


Posted by Old Money
Member since Sep 2012
36389 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:30 pm to
I know a few people with that. Chicago Is a good city for that, FYI.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77620 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:31 pm to
How villains are born.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:31 pm to
word?
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

And my goal is to absolutely annoy the shite out of America with all my Gluten-free requests.
I'm just letting you know in advance.
I intend to say the phrase "gluten-free" 422 times per day.
Scruffy hopes that all of your stools are diarrhea.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:31 pm to
Prayers sent for your significant other when they have to deal with your issue
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11613 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:32 pm to
Did you get a t shirt?
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22907 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:32 pm to
I got an ad for "Glutenfreedia" when i clicked on this thread haha
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78669 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Scruffy hopes that all of your stools are diarrhea


Gluten-free diarrhea.
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:34 pm to
Dude, You are in the cool kids club now...Only society's finest get a gluten allergy. I'm so fricking jealous
Posted by NameWithheld
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
2092 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:35 pm to
Well, here ya go...







Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:35 pm to
What kind of symptoms are you having? How did they diagnose?
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
35572 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

I intend to say the phrase "gluten-free" 422 times per day.
you and my mother should converse
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54140 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:35 pm to
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The Celiac Sprue Association does not recommend any form of Scotch or whiskey
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:36 pm to
WTF is Celiac?
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:36 pm to
Is this like ADD?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78669 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:36 pm to
You should be.
I don't even pay a cover charge.
And socially aware, cutting-edge chicks give me pity hand-jobs.
All GLUTEN-FREE of course.
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1251 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:37 pm to
Just stop eating wheat, you'll be fine

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Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78669 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:41 pm to
quote:

What kind of symptoms are you having? How did they diagnose?


Blood work and a bowel biopsy are the diagnostic tools.

My symptoms were an enormous enlargement of my penis and statistically impossible suaveness.

I'm gluten-free, bitches.
Posted by Slinky
Member since Dec 2013
3118 posts
Posted on 2/21/14 at 2:43 pm to
I eat gluten free by choice.

It's really not that bad.
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