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Saved By the Bell - Snow White and the Seven Dorks

Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:24 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:24 am
How the frick did Slater manage to inject himself into that play? No way someone who takes high school drama as seriously as Mr. Bainbridge would simply let some idiot jock waltz in and declare himself an eighth dork (and Studly, no less).

And let's not forget the small little detail that Slater wasn't even in fricking drama class to begin with. I mean, what happened there...did Slater walk up to Mr. Bainbridge and say "Hey, bro, my girlfriend is Snow White but I think she's cheating on me, so I'm gonna inject myself into this play and see what's up...cool?"

That always bugged me. Complete bullshite.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:26 am to
I never tried to analyze what "The gang" got away with in HS but this is a fair criticism.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:27 am to
Bayside High would never make it in today's world with their lax rules.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8065 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:29 am to
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Bayside High


Should of took the oil money.
Posted by DawgCountry
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:29 am to
Are you kidding? This guy is a hardass

Hey hey hey
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:31 am to
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Bayside High would never make it in today's world with their lax rules.


lax rules??? Mr. Belding almost flunked everyone is drivers ed!
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 7:53 am to
Also, Lisa was just as bad as Screech when it comes to not keeping your mouth shut with important information.

Her whole "Maybe they like each other...OOPS" bullshite when Zack and Jessie kissed in rehearsal was bullshite..especially after she promised Jessie she wouldn't say shite. She did that shite on purpose.
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:13 am to
Well you know Lisa loved her gossip and drama. Screech was just airy in the way he did it. Lisa was always looking to watch to stir the pot and be in the middle of shite
Posted by Col reb 2011
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:17 am to
But what about the pond animals???
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8065 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:22 am to
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But what about the pond animals???


F Becky the Duck, those blue prints looked sweet.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:28 am to
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those blue prints looked sweet

Ole boy Dan Grayson from CalStar Oil and his no-derrick-showing school plans.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:33 am to
I find your SBTB fascination to be....fascinating.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
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10510 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:35 am to
Zach made everyone freeze by saying timeout yet this is what puzzles you?
Posted by MrTwoBits
Member since Oct 2013
657 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:39 am to
What bugged me was that these 17 year old kids can flawlessly bust into perfect lines on the spot. If things didnt' work out for them later in life every one of them could've made it as a freestyle battle rapper considering how adept they are at coming up with rhymes on the damn spot.
This post was edited on 2/19/14 at 8:50 am
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:41 am to
I dont think you know what Prose means
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:44 am to
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Zach made everyone freeze by saying timeout yet this is what puzzles you?




The short basketball court always puzzled me. You would think a nice school in southern California could afford a full size court. Not one the size of Sharp Road park court.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:45 am to
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Zach made everyone freeze by saying timeout yet this is what puzzles you?




This and the school, its principal, and 2 of its students moving from Indiana to California...and no one ever explain why or how.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:45 am to
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I find your SBTB fascination to be....fascinating.

It doesn't fascinate me; I just like the show. And have seen it so many times that I have encyclopedic knowledge of it.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150754 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:46 am to
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Zach made everyone freeze by saying timeout yet this is what puzzles you?

Yes.

Well, it doesn't puzzle me...it's just bullshite that Slater got into that class/play. At least when Zack got into Swan Pond senior year it was with Belding's help.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 2/19/14 at 8:55 am to
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This and the school, its principal, and 2 of its students moving from Indiana to California...
the school didnt move. It was JFK in Indiana I believe

and more than 2 students moved. Zack, Screech, Lisa
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