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Something in the attic - any suggestions?

Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:57 am
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:57 am
Live in NOLA and have a huge animal crawling in my attic. Anyone know of a company in NOLA to call to handle this shite?
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21869 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:58 am to
Shoot yourself... then call the cops.
Posted by LockitUp
Member since Sep 2013
985 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 3:58 am to
Hokie Gajan probably knows somebody.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:03 am to
That's not an animal...
It's not quite human either...
It's something in between, something...evil.
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21869 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:04 am to
quote:

That's not an animal...
It's not quite human either...


A Man-imal?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:05 am to
quote:

A Man-imal?


Well when you put it like that it just seems silly.
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:21 am to
Wife has the baby, dogs, suit case and leash all ready to go to a hotel. I just grabbed my 5-iron and waiting for the thing to fall through the sheet rock in the vaulted ceiling. Damn thing sounds like its 20 lbs. This will be me -
:beatdeadhorse:
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:23 am to
Why don't you grab a gun? Something small caliber should do the trick.
Or perhaps silver...
Posted by Chatagnier
Member since Sep 2008
6851 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:23 am to
Probably a coon or opossum
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:26 am to
quote:

Why don't you grab a gun?


With my luck my dogs would start attacking it, and I would end up treating them like the cops would.
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:28 am to
I live in Uptown NOLA. In all likelihood it's a damn River Rat.

I haven't seen too many coons or opossums in my hood.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:34 am to
What we have here is some...thing that has invaded your home, your castle...


Are you a king? Or a lickspittle to some hired help.

This is more than a pest! It is a battle for supremacy of your kingdom!

Now arm yourself mister, and you put pain to this creature!


It
Must
PAY!


And the only price is blood, spilled in righteous anger!


Claim your vengeance! Take back your crown!
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:36 am to
Acadian rodent and animal control


Coons and opossums are definitely around. My dog caught one not long ago.
Posted by Federal Tiger
Connecticut
Member since Dec 2007
7937 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:53 am to
If my roof in that portion of the house wasn't vaulted-gable, I would go up and put this to end. Only problem is, I don't have anything to support me besides walking between the 45-degree boards and the blown insulation.



Damn thing is simply running up and then sliding down. And it seems to be contained to the area just to the left of my fire place above the window. It's is screeching and likely becoming pissed it can't get out.

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:57 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 4:59 am to
Get mediaeval on its arse
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
3553 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 5:33 am to
Go get a racoon trap. Baldwin-Taylor located on Jefferson Hwy between Clearview and Causeway has them.

This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 5:34 am
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29558 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 5:48 am to
This guy is the answer to all your problems.


Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8801 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 7:17 am to
Dude. Kill this thing like a man, drag it's corps outside, smear it's blood on your face, and be a damn hero for your family. May even get laid.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19426 posts
Posted on 2/16/14 at 7:48 am to
quote:

Federal Tiger

quote:

Uptown NOLA

quote:

vaulted ceilings



Nice to see my tax dollars are hard at work.

For real though, get a .22 and kill this thing.

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