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What's the best way to enlarge your penis?

Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:19 pm
Posted by dreaux
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Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:19 pm
I read that there are stretching exercises and stuff. Has anyone here tried it?

I'm sitting at 6", but when I had a 35" waist it was like 5-1/2". I think with some time and dedication I could make it 7" in 4-6 weeks. There is also some massaging technique you can do with you thumb from the base to the tip to increase the girth as well.

The wife likes it just fine, just think it would be cool to have a bigger dick. Also..for the ladies, what is the optimum size? I hear a lot say..to big is just as bad as to small. Be well...yes, I'm watching demolition man. I'm bored as frick.

Posted by Gmorgan4982
Member since May 2005
101750 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:22 pm to
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What's the best way to enlarge your penis?
Think of something that turns you on.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50810 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:22 pm to
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There is also some massaging technique you can do with you thumb from the base to the tip to increase the girth as well.


Posted by Voorhies7
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:22 pm to
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:23 pm to
Smaller vaginas
Posted by TigersOfGeauxld
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:24 pm to
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:25 pm to
Google "jelking"
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
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40881 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:33 pm to
Just realized I was on the help board! Oh that's funny
Posted by Sentrius
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Posted on 2/7/14 at 11:43 pm to


Thank god I don't have this problem.

r/bigdickproblems.
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:14 am to
Just chillin watching tv and pulling on it. Says tondo it for 20 minutes a day. What about some sort of sleeve you can put over it that tightens toward the end (like a sheeth for wire pulling), then I could put just a small weight on the end, like 2 #'s?
Posted by Vanilla Ice
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:19 am to
wtf
Posted by dreaux
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2006
40881 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:21 am to
The 3 seashells in demolition man. I know it's fiction, but surely they had a way to supposedly use these right? How would one clean an arse with 3 seashells?
This post was edited on 2/8/14 at 12:36 am
Posted by Macintosh504
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 1:37 am to
eat raw fish skin..... trust me
Posted by SpicyStacy
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 1:49 am to
Need picsof said dick to give advice
Posted by DeepSouthSportsman
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 5:25 am to
I bet you really have a inverted penis
Posted by dyslexic
Left field
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 6:15 am to
If you get a 1" gain from consulting the help board, Tigerdroppings will be the lead story in world news for the next year.


"We lead off tonight with a story from South Louisiana where men from the area have been wearing 5" running shorts daily.......commando"
Posted by bencoleman
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 7:08 am to
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The wife likes it just fine
She has to tell you that. That giggling noise you hear is not her laughing at you she is laughing with you.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45748 posts
Posted on 2/8/14 at 9:06 am to
Computer joke:

A couple were setting up a new computer and the husband wanted to put in a login password.

He types, "mypenis".

The wife falls to the floor laughing, pointing to the screen, saying, "that is SO true!"

On the screen is an error message:

"Password too short."
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 9:17 am to
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Just realized I was on the help board! Oh that's funny


I think the admins moved it there
Posted by Spelt it rong
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 1:40 pm to
I think we would all be in favor of an exchange...
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