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My NBA team name rankings 1-30 (Just for fun)

Posted on 2/7/14 at 2:12 am
Posted by CecilShortsHisPants
One Foty Fo uh uh Magnolia Screet
Member since Oct 2012
2839 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 2:12 am
1. Spurs (Just too fitting for me)
2. 76ers ( )
3. Grizzlies (Nobody fricks with a Grizzly bear. And I may or may not enjoy a nice Grizzly dip)
4. Celtics (Iron-Age/Medieval Europeans. History is appealing to me)
5. Bulls (MJ just makes it work)
6. Mavericks (Dallas fans voted for TV series "Maverick" 1957-62)
7. Cavaliers (Never surrender!)
8. Bucks (ZTiger87: Fear the Deer!)
9. Warriors (This one just works for me)
10. Pistons (Produce "Horsepower", hence the mascot)
11. Trail Blazers (Classic history here, voted by fans in 1970. Very close to Pioneers)
12. Hawks (No relevance. Just formidable bird)
13. Raptors (Leave it to the Canadians)
14. Timberwolves (On the fence about this one)
15. Nuggets (Dates back to the gold rush in Colorado)
16. Pelicans (Might be a tad biased here)
17. Jazz (Stuck with them from New Orleans)
18. Heat (Makes me laugh at times, but they good)
19. Thunder (Makes me laugh, but they good too)
20. Pacers (Indy 500 reference)
21. Nets (What?)
22. Clippers (No relation to LA, refers to ships run through San Diego)
23. Knicks (Really? A pair of baggy capris?)
24. Kings (Just a temporary place holder for the new city and rebrand)
25. Rockets (Not sure why I despise this one)
26. Wizards (Should rebrand as Hogwarts)
27. Magic (Wingardium Leviosa)
28. Lakers (No lakes in LA)
29. Bobcats (Terrible, but Hornets arriving soon)
30. Sunz (Go to the WNBA where your name belongs)
Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 5:54 am to
Why do you have "Suns" spelled "Sunz"?
Posted by Mr. West
Member since Feb 2012
217 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 8:38 am to
I like your list, I'd just have Rockets higher.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:01 am to
I assume the Orlando Magic are the Orlando Magic because Orlando is known for Disney World.


Thunder also fits OKC because the OKC area is known for having severe weather, since it's in "tornado alley":

This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 9:07 am
Posted by c on z
Zamunda
Member since Mar 2009
127410 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:05 am to
quote:

Heat (Makes me laugh at times

How so? It's fitting when you describe the weather in South Florida.

quote:

Lakers (No lakes in LA)

There were plenty of them in Minnesota when the franchise was located there.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:06 am to
quote:

18. Heat (Makes me laugh at times, but they good
name is way too high. this is a bottom 3 team name. it is atrocious and lazy as hell
This post was edited on 2/7/14 at 9:07 am
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:17 am to
Damnit, son! We need to think of a name.

UUuuuhh... frick. It's too hot to think..


WAIT A MINUTE... bahgod the HEAT!
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21590 posts
Posted on 2/7/14 at 9:23 am to
Raptors is boosie badass
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