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Creepy guy sends Pitt Chi O an email asking to be their slave
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:57 am
Posted on 2/5/14 at 2:57 am
So Darth Vaders real name is Sam?
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Subject: To the Women of Chi Omega
Dear (name redacted) and fellow members of Chi Omega,
My name is Sam, I am a 30 year old male who lives and and works in Pittsburgh. I have a house, a job, a car – pretty much a normal life.
The reason I’m writing is because I have always wanted to be a foot slave or houseboy for a sorority or group of girls. There is nothing sexual at all with this. I’d like to come over once a week and paint toes of some of your members, do laundry, or basically whatever chores or things you’d like me to do for a few hours a week.
I know this is weird. But I promise you I’m a safe, sane person with a college degree.
Again – I only want to serve you guys.
If you or any of your members are interested I’d love to hear back. I’m happy to answer any and all questions that you have.
Regards,
Sam
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Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:01 am to southernelite
quote:
Subject: To the Women of Chi Omega
Dear (name redacted) and fellow members of Chi Omega,
My name is Sam, I am a 30 year old male who lives and and works in Pittsburgh. I have a house, a job, a car – pretty much a normal life.
The reason I’m writing is because I have always wanted to be a foot slave or houseboy for a sorority or group of girls. There is nothing sexual at all with this. I’d like to come over once a week and paint toes of some of your members, do laundry, or basically whatever chores or things you’d like me to do for a few hours a week.
I know this is weird. But I promise you I’m a safe, sane person with a college degree.
Again – I only want to serve you guys.
If you or any of your members are interested I’d love to hear back. I’m happy to answer any and all questions that you have.
Regards,
Sam
I'm officially as confused now as the person who wrote this letter.
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:03 am to Come2Conquer
Huh?
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:03 am to southernelite
quote:
Huh?
The letter begins "to the Women..." and towards the end, he addresses them as "you guys".
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:04 am to Come2Conquer
A term in the north, like we would use, "y'all"
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:06 am to southernelite
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A term in the north, like we would use, "y'all"
Ah, okay. I'm not brushed up on my Yankee; I figured they said "you all" or something like that.
EDIT: Still, props to the guy. Send out enough of those letters to sororities, and there's bound to be one or two that'll accept.
This post was edited on 2/5/14 at 3:07 am
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:35 am to southernelite
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and paint toes
You slick mofo you
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:38 am to southernelite
NF GDI pussy creep frick
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:38 am to Come2Conquer
What sorority would want a 30 year old creeper in their house?
My doubt aside, if one were to accept I wouldn't feel that bad if they somehow vanished. Darwinism, and whatnot....
My doubt aside, if one were to accept I wouldn't feel that bad if they somehow vanished. Darwinism, and whatnot....
Posted on 2/5/14 at 3:43 am to FloridaMike
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NF GDI pussy creep frick
I need a Rosetta Stone to figure out what you're saying here.
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