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'Master Bigfoot tracker' releases new photo of beast he claims to have killed

Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:49 am
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:49 am


I'm sold. Can't wait to lign up to see this at my local Walmart.

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Rick Dyer claims to have killed the Bigfoot in Texas on September 6, 2012
Says he shot the creature dead after luring it with pork ribs nailed to a tree
Dyer released a photo and claims to have performed DNA tests on the body
Now plans to take the corpse on an international tour starting in February
Dyer was previously involved in a high-profile Bigfoot hoax back in 2008
Hoax was revealed when frozen Bigfoot turned out to be a rubber ape suit
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89873 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:50 am to
Looks like Fred.
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:50 am to
Thats freaking awesome
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
19691 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:51 am to
wheres the bullet entry/exit wound?
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14420 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:52 am to
Rummy, did you just wack that shitheads "G" post?



Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:52 am to
why does bigfoot have such a tiny peepee?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167272 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:53 am to
Maybe it's a female and has a large clit?
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32653 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:53 am to
No Hoist Pics No Care
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:53 am to
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why does bigfoot have such a tiny peepee?


It lives it cold temps.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29525 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:54 am to
quote:

why does bigfoot have such a tiny peepee?



I will admit, I thought the same thing.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56257 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:54 am to
Cold weather
Posted by jordan21210
Member since Apr 2009
13383 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:54 am to
This is one of the things that cracks me up the most about this story:

quote:

Says he shot the creature dead after luring it with pork ribs nailed to a tree


So a creature that has supposedly managed to escape being seen or killed by humans for hundreds of years was lured in by pork rubs nailed to a tree? Really?

Whole thing is such BS.
Posted by Upperaltiger06
North Alabama
Member since Feb 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:55 am to
So does this mean that Duck Dynasty is cancelled again?!?!?!
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:55 am to
quote:

So a creature that has supposedly managed to escape being seen or killed by humans for hundreds of years was lured in by pork rubs nailed to a tree? Really?


would you have believed him if he had said Jack Links Beef Jerkey?
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7208 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:55 am to
Was waiting for someone else to post this but what the heck...

For a big foot, he sure does have a small penis.. Or is that a meat curtain hanging down there..

Eta.. I swype to slow everyone else beat me to it..
This post was edited on 1/29/14 at 10:57 am
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:55 am to
Yeah, and a year and a half later it's still perfectly preserved.
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16745 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:55 am to
I would pay to go see the pork rib squatch.
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89873 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:56 am to
Can someone take the pic and put a XXX sticker over his junk?
Posted by Zantrix
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2009
7940 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Whole thing is such BS.



Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18961 posts
Posted on 1/29/14 at 10:59 am to
quote:

why does bigfoot have such a tiny peepee?

For primates, humans have proportionately large penises.
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