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I need 2 prostitutes, a mule, a bottle of whiskey, and pack of cigarettes...
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:41 pm
Don't question me why. I am working on a little project that is going to make me big money. And i need some of you OT ballers to come through for me on this one...
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Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:41 pm to lsutigerfan1976
Is this humor?
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:42 pm to lsutigerfan1976
I do too
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:43 pm to lsutigerfan1976
Donkeys work better
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:46 pm to lsutigerfan1976
And a midget! I said don't ask...
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:47 pm to lsutigerfan1976
This is one of those things that's not going to happen for you because you're not about that life and paying for sex is not that cool. You're too lame to accomplish this goal set for yourself. If anything you're going to get whiskey drunk to forget how bad this thread is or find some sense of irony. CSB.
Now, if someone told you if you didn't get these items within 24 hours or you'd be dead-- I imagine you might be able to pull it off.
Now, if someone told you if you didn't get these items within 24 hours or you'd be dead-- I imagine you might be able to pull it off.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:47 pm to SaintCajun
quote:
Donkeys work better
hes already an arse so he doesnt need that
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:47 pm to lsutigerfan1976
... if one of the prostitutes is a midget, is that like a 2 for 1 for you?
and, like you said, don't ask...
and, like you said, don't ask...
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:48 pm to lsutigerfan1976
Sounds like a typical Sunday.. I don't get it?!
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:50 pm to lsutigerfan1976
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And a midget! I said don't ask...
Did your original midget back out or was there collateral damage? They are treacherous little fricks.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 1:51 pm to lsutigerfan1976
How long do you need the mule for?
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:08 pm to lsutigerfan1976
If your mom and your sister are available, you already have part of the equation covered.
This post was edited on 1/26/14 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:08 pm to lsutigerfan1976
If the midget is a prostitute that would be a plus. Also the mule must be able to follow direct orders!
This post was edited on 1/26/14 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:18 pm to Southern Farmer
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Now, if someone told you if you didn't get these items within 24 hours or you'd be dead-- I imagine you might be able to pull it off.
I could literally get all of those things within an hour if I wanted to!
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:29 pm to lsu480
Lets hang out one day and just do this for the frick of it, but we have to play a game where we eat a Xanax bar and a Oxy everytime we acquire one of these items to make it more interesting. When it's time to frick the prostitutes, I got an Adderall IR script. ;) It'll be fun!
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:35 pm to bencoleman
Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:36 pm to Southern Farmer
I don't mix oxy and Xanax, that's how people die, but other than that I am all for it!!!! 
Also, I'll bring the Cialis to go along with the Addys!
Also, I'll bring the Cialis to go along with the Addys!Posted on 1/26/14 at 2:48 pm to lsu480
I shouldn't have said "bar", I meant my 1mg. ones-- it would be 5mg. which is perfect with 150mg. roxi. It'll have us nodding for sure! We can just go back to your place and Netflix it up and take some Adderall to keep us out of dreamland and when we come down we can take the Cialis so we can bang the hoes. And, I'm sure them bitches can roll a blunt too. 
Posted on 1/26/14 at 3:00 pm to lsutigerfan1976
Sounds like you need to hit the flea market.
Posted on 1/26/14 at 3:17 pm to lsutigerfan1976
Ok the midget bailed on me after act 2, anyhow i will settle on any short ppl i can get my hands on at this point. If any Italians are reading this, hit me up!
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