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If you were assembling a coaching staff?

Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:24 pm
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:24 pm
What is the shadiest staff you could put together, realistically?

HC - Bobby Petrino
OL / arse. HC / RC - Ed Orgeron
WR ( Bag Man ) Trooper Taylor


who are other candidates?

I am talking about a staff right now. A mercenary staff if you will. Say some big shot boosters pays them under the table and tells them their are no rules bring me a national championship. You got 3 years cause you know the NCAA will be up your arse from day one. But we don't care you can take our trophy but you can't take away the fact that we won situation. Kinda like what Miami did
This post was edited on 12/13/13 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Ostrich
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:25 pm to
Pete Carroll, Barry Switzer
Posted by TH03
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:25 pm to
public relations: les miles
Posted by Powerman
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:26 pm to
Lane Kiffin
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:26 pm to
TE-Jerry Sandusky
Posted by pkloa
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:26 pm to
Calipari - Assistant Recruiting Coordinator
Posted by LSUnowhas2
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:27 pm to
Jackie Sherrill and Billy Brewer would have to be in there somewhere.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:28 pm to
HC - Butch Davis
OC - Bobby Petrino
DC - Tommy Tuberville
DL - Ed O
QB - Kiffen
RB - Trooper Taylor


ETA:

Holy shite I think the NCAA would just relocate their HQ to whatever city this coaching staff is located in
This post was edited on 12/13/13 at 4:29 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:29 pm to
Obligatory:

HC - Saban
OC - Nussmeir
DC - Kirby Smart


Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:31 pm to
Carl Pelini has to be on this staff. Somebody's gotta supply the coke.
Posted by Sevendust912
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:31 pm to
Good grief how has Switzer not been mentioned! He takes the cake
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45122 posts
Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Holy shite I think the NCAA would just relocate their HQ to whatever city this coaching staff is located in


Likely

Realistic folks

Petrino won't take a OC job

Now with his failings maybe Davis would take a DC job, cause I doubt he ever sniffs a HC job again.
Posted by Shoulderchoke
Swamps of Lafourche
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:36 pm to
Recruiting Coordinator: JT Curtis
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45122 posts
Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:36 pm to
I am talking about a staff right now. A mercenary staff if you will. Say some big shot boosters pays them under the table and tells them their are no rules bring me a national championship. You got 3 years cause you know the NCAA will be up your arse from day one. But we don't care you can our trophy but you can't take away the fact that we won situation. Kinda like what Miami did
Posted by mister_sportzz
Member since Aug 2013
801 posts
Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:55 pm to
Barry Switzer's reputation is undeserved. He is a respectable coach.
Posted by ZTiger87
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:57 pm to
HC - Butch Davis
OC - Jim Tressel
DC - Gene Chizik
Posted by saintsfan22
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by dante
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

TE-Jerry Sandusky
turns them into WR's
Posted by mister_sportzz
Member since Aug 2013
801 posts
Posted on 12/13/13 at 5:02 pm to
Why does Barry Switzer get the blame for his quarterback's poor decision?
Posted by ZZTIGERS
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/13/13 at 5:03 pm to
Ron Meyer-SMU coach that landed the Pony Express.

Yes, that Pony Express.

CJK5H
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