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Mr Macho's SEXY NATION!!
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:52 pm
Sexy Nation? Damn straight... and I am talkin about the TIGER NATION boys and girls! Because this Tiger team has one heck of a marketable and Sexy arse offense for the first time since Hodson played IMO.
My 10 yr old little girl gave me an epiphany guys. She said that Mett looked like Kelso from that 70's Show and I be damned if she wasn't right! That got me started on a line of thought that had me even more excited about this season.
You see, the nation doesn't even know it yet but this LSU FB team is the sexiest and most marketable in the nation!
Now before I go farther, Big Dick loves the ladies and the ladies love Big Dick. So when I say sexy I am talking about the attraction that fans outside the SEC have towards watching an LSU FB game. We all know that fans want someone to knock Bama down and TA+M just wont do it this year so who are they going to be looking towards after this weekend? As long as these players play to the level that we are expecting, the game against Bama will definitely be a #1 vs #2 contest and that is a damn sexy and marketable match up!
It has already begun folk. When was the last time that all of LSU's rent a wins were played on a major ESPN network (ESPNU) AT PRIME TIME during the first month of the season? Don't let the talk about how ESPN hates LSU fool you all. They know what is coming up and they are already marketing LSU in their own way.
A sexy defense that is expected to come together in time to face Bama will cover that end of the ball but the sexiest bastard on the team is on offense even if he isn't even mentioned once in Heisman talk... YET.
Yeah boys, Mett isn't only looking like Kelso on the sidelines but he is the kind of fearless gunslinger that is going to force a whole bunch of fans across the country to fall in love with LSU's chances to go all the way! A strong arm is always necc for a gunslinger but Mett has also been clutch and he is looking like the JUCO kid who threw for 36 TDs and only 4 picks! He is fearless and his receivers are right there on the same page with him and making plays that will be highlighted over and over again by ESPN after A+M gets handled this weekend.
So get ready for the love guys because it is coming! On top of all of that, take a look at little Nicky being a prick to the gump media these days. The Bama love fest has taken a huge hit with the investigation against them concerning Fluker, etc. This makes me wonder if Cam Rob is going to start crawfishin' back towards his home state for college? On that note, how are we going to act if he does?
And what could be sexier than Saban retiring in shame while being forced to forfeit two crystal balls? To bad they won't make them give the 2012 crystal to LSU because that would be a far worse punishment than keeping them out of the next four post seasons in their eyes!
Yeah buddies...
Big Dick is excited!
My 10 yr old little girl gave me an epiphany guys. She said that Mett looked like Kelso from that 70's Show and I be damned if she wasn't right! That got me started on a line of thought that had me even more excited about this season.
You see, the nation doesn't even know it yet but this LSU FB team is the sexiest and most marketable in the nation!
Now before I go farther, Big Dick loves the ladies and the ladies love Big Dick. So when I say sexy I am talking about the attraction that fans outside the SEC have towards watching an LSU FB game. We all know that fans want someone to knock Bama down and TA+M just wont do it this year so who are they going to be looking towards after this weekend? As long as these players play to the level that we are expecting, the game against Bama will definitely be a #1 vs #2 contest and that is a damn sexy and marketable match up!
It has already begun folk. When was the last time that all of LSU's rent a wins were played on a major ESPN network (ESPNU) AT PRIME TIME during the first month of the season? Don't let the talk about how ESPN hates LSU fool you all. They know what is coming up and they are already marketing LSU in their own way.
A sexy defense that is expected to come together in time to face Bama will cover that end of the ball but the sexiest bastard on the team is on offense even if he isn't even mentioned once in Heisman talk... YET.
Yeah boys, Mett isn't only looking like Kelso on the sidelines but he is the kind of fearless gunslinger that is going to force a whole bunch of fans across the country to fall in love with LSU's chances to go all the way! A strong arm is always necc for a gunslinger but Mett has also been clutch and he is looking like the JUCO kid who threw for 36 TDs and only 4 picks! He is fearless and his receivers are right there on the same page with him and making plays that will be highlighted over and over again by ESPN after A+M gets handled this weekend.
So get ready for the love guys because it is coming! On top of all of that, take a look at little Nicky being a prick to the gump media these days. The Bama love fest has taken a huge hit with the investigation against them concerning Fluker, etc. This makes me wonder if Cam Rob is going to start crawfishin' back towards his home state for college? On that note, how are we going to act if he does?
And what could be sexier than Saban retiring in shame while being forced to forfeit two crystal balls? To bad they won't make them give the 2012 crystal to LSU because that would be a far worse punishment than keeping them out of the next four post seasons in their eyes!
Yeah buddies...
Big Dick is excited!
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:56 pm to Dick Macho
Dick Macho...
Mett for Heisman!
Mett for Heisman!
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:56 pm to Dick Macho
All SEC games are telly-jelly.
and BOOOM!
and BOOOM!
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 9/12/13 at 1:59 pm to Chicken
Weekly column by dick macho....I can dig it
Posted on 9/12/13 at 3:07 pm to Dick Macho
I dig these Dick Macho posts.
Posted on 9/12/13 at 3:11 pm to Woverw
Awesome Mett gif
This post was edited on 9/12/13 at 3:12 pm
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