Whats your shedule look like for gameday....

8:00 Wakey wakey. Last minute goods from the grocery store/ various establishments. Omelette with ingredients of choice (boiled of course, tailgate style).

9:00 Gameday comes on (just because its opening week). Start making my homemade Bloody Mary mix with aforementioned "goods".

9:45 First Bloody Mary (homemade infused vodka as well). Still watching Chris, Lee, Des, and Herbie spew their nonsense.

10:30 Bloody #2. Start making roux for shrimp/crabmeat stew. Getting ready for first game. Ye-Ye.

11:00 Bloody #3 (should be going down easy by now). Finish adding the goods to the stew and set aside to marry. Time for some Meche's sausage po-boys and Ronnies boudin. Check out the buckeys ( ). Bloody #4

12:00 Bloody #5 (last one, promise). Watch The JFF-less aggys stumble around on the owls until their savior saves them while I wait for the Dawgs to come on. Switch to Tin Roof Blonde and stumble between various games because this is America and I can.

(not sure whats going on here, besides consumption)

5:30 No clue what number Im on but I will have switched to the creek water about 30 minutes ago. Nervous pre-game jitters will be setting in (don't act like you don't know what im talking about). Hopefully the gumps will be getting a little scare .

6:00 Creek water #?. Shrimp and crabmeat stew ready to go (helps settle the jitters which are in full force at this point). Ill be yelling at the tv by now and the Tigers aren't even on yet. FML.

(more consumption)

7:45 Last creek water before KO. Ill be shaking like a dog shittin peach seeds by this point but ill make it.....

8:00



What yall got?