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BananaHammock
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Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


Shave Heeem
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A razor blade company called 800Razors.com has been in negotiations with the 31-year-old baseball pro to have him shave off his beard and they’ve offered him a lucrative 7-figure deal, which would also have Brian become a brand ambassador for the company.

As a Giants fan, I hope he takes this.







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Cap Crunch
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#HireKarl
Member since Dec 2010
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re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


I wish someone would offer me $1M to shave





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CajunRevolution
Columbia Fan
Member since Apr 2009
37664 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


Very few opportunities in this life to make money so easily.





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Napoleon
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Dec 2007
31182 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


because he's a Dodger now?






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TXGunslinger10
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Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
9838 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


So long, Beard





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Captain Ron
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Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
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re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


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BananaHammock








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BananaHammock
LSU Fan
Californication
Member since Aug 2011
8423 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


quote:

because he's a Dodger now?

Yes. It would hurt inside to see that beautiful beard on the mound in Doucher Blue.






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SenorTiger9
New Orleans Saints Fan
St. George, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
3984 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


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I wish someone would offer me $1M to shave


You aint lying..






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CoCo311
LSU Fan
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
13108 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


Mother of God, no!!!!!!!!

I'll have to replace him on my lineup if he does this.






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GCTiger11
Memphis Fan
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2012
22870 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


That's a tough spot to be in for Wilson. Looks like a no-win.





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tylercsbn9
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Tomball, TX
Member since Feb 2004
53932 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


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That's a tough spot to be in for Wilson. Looks like a no-win.



1 million dollars for shaving my beard? That doesn't sound like a no win to me.






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GCTiger11
Memphis Fan
Biloxi, MS
Member since Jan 2012
22870 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


But you're not a guy whose entire persona revolves around that beard. His image, figuratively and literally, would probably take a hit if he goes through with it.


This post was edited on 8/20 at 4:51 pm


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GotDucks?
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The swamp
Member since May 2013
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re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


Aw hell no. He wouldn't do it.





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BananaHammock
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Member since Aug 2011
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re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


quote:

my lineup

...of?






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Walt OReilly
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re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


your lineup ?





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tigers102886
Member since May 2008
622 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


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That's a tough spot to be in for Wilson. Looks like a no-win.


Don't beards grow back?






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Python
Prairieville, La.
Member since May 2008
4174 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


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His image, figurative and literally, would probably take a hit if he goes through with it.


Who gives a rip. Shave, go to the ball park, pitch like he always has, continue to make a ton of money.






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Dupont3
LSU Fan
Keithville
Member since Nov 2011
1330 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


How long would it take him to grow it back?





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Rohan2Reed
Grambling Fan
Oh and uh, give Knox a grant.
Member since Nov 2003
68773 posts

re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


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Shave, go to the ball park, pitch like he always has, continue to make a ton of money.



He's JUST now fully recovered elbow surgery and was out of work for most of the season until the fricking bums threw him a few bucks.






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Michael J Cocks
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Right Here
Member since Jun 2007
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re: Brian Wilson Offered 7 Figures To Shave Trademark Beard


If he shaved it now, it would probably be back by opening day 14





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