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best punchlines in rap
Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:11 am
Posted on 8/10/13 at 7:11 am
I'm giving it to Big L but you can add your own
this kids freestyles always keep me laughing. sucks how he died.
quote:
Before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I’m far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing but-head
quote:
The crown is still mine cause I drop ill rhymes A lot of rappers talk that murder shite and couldn’t kill time
quote:
“Cause on the shelf is where your LP cold stood Because it was no good, that shite ain’t even go wood”
quote:
"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa , I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper, they wanna know why im so fly, a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye!"
this kids freestyles always keep me laughing. sucks how he died.
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Posted on 8/10/13 at 8:48 am to Elleshoe
This stuff is better than Dylan. Thank god for rap and pop music.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:07 am to Elleshoe
Lil Wayne - No Ceilings
/thread
/thread
Posted on 8/10/13 at 10:14 am to olddawg26
quote:
This stuff is better than Dylan
pump the breaks there a little buddy
Posted on 8/10/13 at 11:05 am to Elleshoe
Big L was a demon for sure.
"Dead in the middle of little Italy
Litltle did we know
We riddled some little middleman
Who didn't do diddly"
Big Pun
"Dead in the middle of little Italy
Litltle did we know
We riddled some little middleman
Who didn't do diddly"
Big Pun
Posted on 8/10/13 at 11:48 am to 337Guy
1/10
Posted on 8/10/13 at 12:14 pm to Elleshoe
Your pussy hole smells like sour cream and onion. - Bustdown - Nasty Bitch
Posted on 8/10/13 at 12:19 pm to CaptainPanic
"Weezy beat the beat up, like Sonny Liston
Redbone do me good, then I friend her sister
I mean a bitch, she never met her best friend or sister
I leave her pussy microsoft like Windows Vista"
"You ain't never safe stop playin with a gangsta
Bring it to his face and he ran like a flanker
Bend the girl over put her hands on her ankles
I'm all over this ice cream beat like sprinkles"
"Ugh, I'm about to go almonds
Young head-bussa get ya helmets
You ****s real soft wat is that velvet
I get big chips you get alvins" - I'm sure this one went right over your head, Understandably.
"Like Paul Barrow, choppa stupid long,
New Orleans ****, I get super Dome,
Loyal to the game, the game been good to me
Still spitting fire, you ****s wood to me,"
And that's only the first 4 songs from an amazing punchline filled mixtape. So go ahead and troll if you like, it just makes you look stupid.
Redbone do me good, then I friend her sister
I mean a bitch, she never met her best friend or sister
I leave her pussy microsoft like Windows Vista"
"You ain't never safe stop playin with a gangsta
Bring it to his face and he ran like a flanker
Bend the girl over put her hands on her ankles
I'm all over this ice cream beat like sprinkles"
"Ugh, I'm about to go almonds
Young head-bussa get ya helmets
You ****s real soft wat is that velvet
I get big chips you get alvins" - I'm sure this one went right over your head, Understandably.
"Like Paul Barrow, choppa stupid long,
New Orleans ****, I get super Dome,
Loyal to the game, the game been good to me
Still spitting fire, you ****s wood to me,"
And that's only the first 4 songs from an amazing punchline filled mixtape. So go ahead and troll if you like, it just makes you look stupid.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 12:24 pm to Elleshoe
Gambino:
"Trust in Gambino he has never failed us, cuz I have got S plus what a dog's tail does."
"Plus these girls I'm kissing chase the blues away like Gargamel."
"My clique make that dinero so it's time to meet the fockers, I am running this bitch you are just a dog walker."
"Trust in Gambino he has never failed us, cuz I have got S plus what a dog's tail does."
"Plus these girls I'm kissing chase the blues away like Gargamel."
"My clique make that dinero so it's time to meet the fockers, I am running this bitch you are just a dog walker."
Posted on 8/10/13 at 1:17 pm to Elleshoe
quote:Straight legend. His freestyle with Jay Z is so cold. Not many do it like he does anymore. Most of this shite now is all "I'm so blah blah, and you're so blah blah" with some random arse comparison.
Big L
RIP L :poursoutsomeof40:
Posted on 8/10/13 at 2:20 pm to CaptainPanic
Drake is most likely the best lyricst to bless the music industry
"The game needs change and I'm the muthafrickin cashier"
"The square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
Cause I've been tryna work it out"
"The game needs change and I'm the muthafrickin cashier"
"The square root of 69 is 8 something, right?
Cause I've been tryna work it out"
Posted on 8/10/13 at 2:35 pm to Elleshoe
quote:
Money and blood don’t mix like 2 dicks, and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shite
quote:
You’re mad cause my style you’re admiring
Don’t be mad, UPS is hiring
quote:
Yes love, love your frickin' attitude
Because the **** play pussy, that’s the **** that’s getting screwed
quote:
Biggie Smalls is the illest. Your style is played out, like Arnold wondered "What you talkin bout Willis?"
Posted on 8/10/13 at 3:35 pm to 337Guy
quote:
Posted by 337Guy Lil Wayne - No Ceilings /thread
You ruin every hip hop thread, yet call everyone else a troll.
Do you realize how dumb you look repeatedly?
Posted on 8/10/13 at 3:54 pm to rutiger
Fabolous has the best punch lines in Rap History, I mean, all his songs are quotable. Literally
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:06 pm to rutiger
quote:
You ruin every hip hop thread
By stating my opinion then backing it with lyrics to prove my case? Gtfoh
You added nothing to this thread, unless you wanted to display how much of a whiny bitch you are.
Now if you'd like to contribute just address the OP and give us some punchlines you like. Change your name to GruMPYtiger while you're at it.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:20 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
quote:
As I grab the glock, put it to your headpiece
One in the chamber, the safety is off release
Straight at your dome homes, I wanna see cabbage
Biggie Smalls the savage, doin your brain cells much damage
Teflon is the material for the imperial
mic ripper girl stripper the Henny sipper
I drop lyrics off and on like a lightswitch
Quick to grab the right bitch and make her drive
the Q-45, glocks and tecs are expected when I wreck shite
Respect is collected, so check it
I got techniques drippin out my buttcheeks
Sleep on my stomach so I don't frick up my sheets, huh
My shite is deep, deeper than my grave G
I'm ready to die and nobody can save me
frick the world, frick my moms and my girl
My life is played out like a jheri curl, I'm ready to die
R.I.P.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:34 pm to 337Guy
quote:
337Guy
Ya'll about to battle?!
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:38 pm to Elleshoe
"Some people tell me that I need help.
Some people can frick off and go to hell."
--Cypress Hill
At least it's the best opening line to any rap song.
Some people can frick off and go to hell."
--Cypress Hill
At least it's the best opening line to any rap song.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 5:42 pm to ElroyJetSon
quote:
ElroyJetSon
Nah, imma let him live.
Posted on 8/10/13 at 6:24 pm to 337Guy
All of those from Wayne are mediocre to garbage
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