Ethan Albright Letter to John Madden

This is old, but it is guaranteed to start your day with a laugh.

And, it's long, but just to begin:

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Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have received in Madden NFL Football 2007. I feel that this is fricking bullshite and you should kiss my mother-fricking arse. Ahmed Carroll was rated a 78 and the Packers just cut his arse on a Tuesday morning after his performance in a Monday night game. That is pretty terrible. The worst part is that his overall rating was sniffing 80.

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Letter

IDGAF if Germans, cause it is over five years old.

It's still funny as hell.