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Spring Breakers (SPOILERS)

Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:14 pm
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:14 pm
Can someone please explain to me what in the GD hell is going on with this movie? I'm halfway through it and just realized the rapper I thought was Kevin Federline was James Franco and then he starts playing his favorite song, Everytime by Britney Spears, on his white piano by the pool. These girls have been on spring break for like 3 weeks now and this the most messed up spring break I've ever seen!!
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:15 pm to
Yes...but are there boobs?
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49489 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

what in the GD hell is going on with this movie?


Spring break. Spring break forever.
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:26 pm to
quote:

Yes...but are there boobs?



More boobs than I saw at all 7 spring breaks I went to.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:27 pm to
Was there actually a plot to spoil to this movie?
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:29 pm to
I guess we could talk about how they spent their spring break?
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11216 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:42 pm to
So they murder an entire gang, steal an orange Lamborghini and stop by a gas station and eat Popsicles?
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:46 pm to
and what's with all the popsicles and handgun blowjobs?
Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11657 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

Spring break. Spring break forever.


You did it wrong.

Sprraang Breeek Faaawww-Evvvaaaa.

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:08 pm to
Don't get me wrong, I love boobs as much as the next guy. I just didn't see what this movie had to offer.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11216 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:15 pm to
This transcends boobs. That movie was an abortion.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:20 pm to
Did the quality of tits help it out?
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11216 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:26 pm to
Kinda
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:28 pm to
Well there's that then.
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12060 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:29 pm to
I know the judge from the movie.

That's about all the positive I can add. Besides the boobs.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11216 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:36 pm to
Houma? I'm from Houma too.
Posted by Jizzy08
Member since Aug 2008
11216 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:36 pm to
You ride Hercules?
Posted by WalkingTurtles
Alexandria
Member since Jan 2013
5913 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 11:38 pm to
I felt like Gucci Mane had a breakthrough in that movie. Could become the stereotypical gangsta of future movies.
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 12:17 am to
quote:

I felt like Gucci Mane had a breakthrough in that movie. Could become the stereotypical gangsta of future movies.


All he has to do is play himself. Could be the next big thing in Hollywood
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 12:26 am to
I'm disappointed in Selena Gomez for being in a movie with so much nudity and drugs. Also, I wonder if James Franco was channeling Kevin Federline for this role.
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