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What is the second or third best way to keep cats and dogs from using my
Posted on 6/12/13 at 9:21 am
Posted on 6/12/13 at 9:21 am
Yard to defocate and micturate as they please?
I say second and third because shooting them is obviously the best answer. Neither my wife (no pics) nor the LPSO deputy a couple doors down would like that idea.
Is there something I can put in the yard to keep them out? My thick arse front yard now looks like a mini mine field with dead spots all over the place. If I could be home all day, I could easily alleviate this problem.
I'm thinking trapping and releasing elsewhere, but I'm not sure of any other way.
I say second and third because shooting them is obviously the best answer. Neither my wife (no pics) nor the LPSO deputy a couple doors down would like that idea.
Is there something I can put in the yard to keep them out? My thick arse front yard now looks like a mini mine field with dead spots all over the place. If I could be home all day, I could easily alleviate this problem.
I'm thinking trapping and releasing elsewhere, but I'm not sure of any other way.
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Posted on 6/12/13 at 9:48 am to CaptainsWafer
Temic
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:29 am to CaptainsWafer
Hit with your bow. Maybe a blunt tip to please the wife
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:30 am to Boats n Hose
Isn't that an insecticide?
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:30 am to CaptainsWafer
Yea. An incredibly illegal one
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:34 am to Boats n Hose
Although I assume it would work, I don't see that as an option.
I do not have a now either. A bow, fricking autocorrect.
I do not have a now either. A bow, fricking autocorrect.
This post was edited on 6/12/13 at 10:35 am
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:36 am to CaptainsWafer
quote:
I say second and third because shooting them is obviously the best answer
2. shoot owner
3. ?
As a kid we had a lean to carport with dirt/dust under it that the cats LOVED. I always wanted to hook up an electrical cord to a cattle panel and dust over it with a thin layer of dirt and wait for my mammal sized bug zapper to get one. I have no idea if the resistance in the wire panel would be too high creating a glowing red piece of metal but I would assume it would just ground out and throw the breaker. ?
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:42 am to Bleeding purple
No idea.
Is there something I can put down in the yard that animals wouldn't like and would keep them out of my yard?
Is there something I can put down in the yard that animals wouldn't like and would keep them out of my yard?
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:43 am to CaptainsWafer
quote:Had neither seen nor heard that word before. Ya learned me sumpin.
micturate
Dog shat is some seriously bad stuff. Check this:
quote:
Dog waste is an environmental pollutant. In 1991, it was labeled a non-point source pollutant by the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), placing it in the same category as herbicides and insecticides; oil, grease and toxic chemicals; and acid drainage from abandoned mines.
Far from Fertilizer
Woof-woof waste does not a good fertilizer make. It is actually toxic to your lawn, causing burns and unsightly discoloring.
Beyond your grass, it has been estimated that a single gram of dog waste can contain 23 million fecal coliform bacteria, which are known to cause cramps, diarrhea, intestinal illness, and serious kidney disorders in humans.
Dangers of Dog shite
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:45 am to Geauxtiga
quote:
Far from Fertilizer Woof-woof waste does not a good fertilizer make. It is actually toxic to your lawn, causing burns and unsightly discoloring.
This I know, hence the mine field look to my yard, as well as the reason behind this thread.
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:47 am to Boats n Hose
quote:aka, "The Two Step" poison. Most animals that ingest it don't take more than two steps after.
Temic
I hear if you just slice open 1/2 of a weinner with a knife and put a lil splash of that stuff, they won't go far.
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:48 am to CaptainsWafer
Antifreeze meatballs
Posted on 6/12/13 at 10:53 am to CaptainsWafer
quote:Yeah I caught that. Just didn't realize myself about the other things. Just had my wife come read that sh1t too cause her boxer craps all over the yard.
This I know, hence the mine field look to my yard, as well as the reason behind this thread.
His pen is rigged to where, when we wash it, his crap goes to our Hoot System too; however, he has to be in his pen for that to happen.
This post was edited on 6/12/13 at 10:53 am
Posted on 6/12/13 at 11:02 am to CaptainsWafer
Wafer, I've had success with Cayenne Pepper before
Posted on 6/12/13 at 11:04 am to Burt Reynolds
Around the edges, all over the yard, or directly into the FACE of the pooper?
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