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5 Features of the New Xbox that will Ruin Everything

Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:12 am
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:12 am
LINK

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#5. You Can't Loan Games to a Friend, and Used Games May Require an Additional Fee Read more: https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-features-new-xbox-that-are-about-to-ruin-everything/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage#ixzz2UDAReqDK


Well that sucks.

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#4. Yes, the System Requires an Internet Connection Read more: https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-features-new-xbox-that-are-about-to-ruin-everything/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage#ixzz2UDAX037X


EA will get this right

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#3. Watching TV Will Require Waving Your Arms and Shouting at Your Screen Read more: https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-features-new-xbox-that-are-about-to-ruin-everything/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage#ixzz2UDAaoZMw


Combating American obesity I guess

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#2. The World Is About to Be Full of Bad Video Game TV Show Adaptations Read more: https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-features-new-xbox-that-are-about-to-ruin-everything/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage#ixzz2UDAnGQjY


As long as it replaces reality shows I don't care.

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#1. You and Your Friends Can Accidentally Watch Each Other Masturbate Read more: https://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/5-features-new-xbox-that-are-about-to-ruin-everything/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage#ixzz2UDAsc4iG


Good thing I like to be watched.

Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123621 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:15 am to
:|
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22128 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:16 am to
Hey look....another one of these threads. YAY!

quote:

hg


Blood Money....thank you sir. shite's awesome
This post was edited on 5/24/13 at 7:17 am
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:17 am to
Xbox, go home? More like jmarto, go home! AMIRITE?!?!?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167240 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:21 am to
Hyperbole much?
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:23 am to
Cracked is all about that. They don't take themselves seriously most of the time.

I read that this morning and did chuckle at the masturbate bit.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22128 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:25 am to
quote:

did chuckle at the masturbate bit.


you would

grow up
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167240 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:25 am to
I think that's the part I am most excited about. I can't tell you how many times I have left my PC cam on with Skype and "accidently" masturbated in front of it. If I had a nickel...
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22128 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:27 am to
quote:

"accidently" masturbated in front of it


so....you wouldn't have "accidentally" left the recorder running, huh?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:28 am to
I put tape over my camera. I've been on the deep web before.
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:45 am to
Grow up.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123621 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:45 am to
Xbox. Bring up Internet Explorer

Xbox. Tigerdroppings dot com

Xbox. Gaming board

Xbox. jmarto1's thread



Xbox. Turn yourself off
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123621 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:46 am to
You play the, "You better watch out" level yet?

Posted by Ender1314
Member since Jun 2011
402 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:49 am to
I never expected this from you.

Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22128 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:50 am to
Nah, haven't gotten far. Only like 3-4 missions. I'm on the "flatline" I think? Where I have to break in to the rehab center and ID the agent and give him the "death serum" or whatever. It's my first Hitman game but if the rest are like this I'll end up getting them. I like the stealth aspect and multiple ways you can complete your objective. Prob why I like Deus Ex too
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123621 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 7:51 am to
That Ave Maria song
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33456 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 9:00 am to
quote:

#1. You and Your Friends Can Accidentally Watch Each Other Masturbate
we do this shite already
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 9:07 am to
Patterson is such a dirty town.
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33456 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:23 am to
not like theres much else to do here
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77580 posts
Posted on 5/24/13 at 10:24 am to
Well there's the cane fields..............and Sonic.
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