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Jim Rockford
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Martha Stewart is looking for love



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71 year old woman
New York, New York, United States

Seeking: men 55-70
Within: 50 Miles of New York, New York, United States

Relationship: Divorced
Have kids: Yes, they live away from home (1)
Want kids: No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Body type: Athletic and toned
Height: 5'9" (175cms)
Faith: I'll tell you later
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social Drinker









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Brosef Stalin
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


IWMI





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rondo
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Billionaire old lady?

Sign me up






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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


uh huh





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RogerTheShrubber
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


She's a witch. I've had dealings with her (her people) and can't imagine living with that.





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geauxtigers87
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Tiger Authority
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


She looks too fit at 71 to take that plunge. Invariably she will live till 150 and you'll be stuck with her still pushing KMart towels for the next 80 years.





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Darla Hood
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


All that money sure buys great plastic surgery.





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Birdie King
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I winked







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The Future
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I would destroy





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Arkla Missy
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She looks too fit at 71 to take that plunge. Invariably she will live till 150 and you'll be stuck with her still pushing KMart towels for the next 80 years.







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RedMustang
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


That picture looks way better than she does IRL. I also wouldn't say her body is "athletic and toned."
IWNHI, unless she paid me say $10,000 or so.






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Jax-Tiger
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Wookin' Pa Nub...





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Cecil D Diesel
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Shaolin
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Shit, I'd go on a date with Martha, though she's got me by a few decades.





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lsuwontonwrap
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


I've seen a lot worse at a lot younger.





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TrueTiger
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love



This was her in her younger days.






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OldHickory
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Damnnnnn





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DrSteveBrule
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6419 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Everyone on this board would hit that without thinking twice.





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RedMustang
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Posted by DrSteveBrule Everyone on this board would hit that without thinking twice.


Not true. After thinking three times, I still won't touch it with a ten foot pole.






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LooseCannon22282
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re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


I remember that booming fart she cut on Family Guy.





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