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Jim Rockford
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Martha Stewart is looking for love


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71 year old woman
New York, New York, United States

Seeking: men 55-70
Within: 50 Miles of New York, New York, United States

Relationship: Divorced
Have kids: Yes, they live away from home (1)
Want kids: No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Body type: Athletic and toned
Height: 5'9" (175cms)
Faith: I'll tell you later
Smoke: No Way
Drink: Social Drinker









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Brosef Stalin
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2011
6892 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


IWMI





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rondo
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Worst. Poster. Evar.
Member since Jan 2004
58508 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Billionaire old lady?

Sign me up






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ResurrectQuin
Member since Jan 2007
55611 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


uh huh





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RogerTheShrubber
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Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
87640 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


She's a witch. I've had dealings with her (her people) and can't imagine living with that.





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geauxtigers87
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NOLA
Member since Mar 2011
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Tiger Authority
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2007
29475 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


She looks too fit at 71 to take that plunge. Invariably she will live till 150 and you'll be stuck with her still pushing KMart towels for the next 80 years.





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Darla Hood
LA-Lafayette Fan
Near that place by that other place
Member since Aug 2012
4224 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


All that money sure buys great plastic surgery.





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Birdie King
New Orleans Saints Fan
Red Bay, AL
Member since Feb 2013
4101 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


I winked







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The Future
Iowa State Fan
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


I would destroy





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Arkla Missy
Arkansas Fan
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
7199 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


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She looks too fit at 71 to take that plunge. Invariably she will live till 150 and you'll be stuck with her still pushing KMart towels for the next 80 years.







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RedMustang
Auburn Fan
Member since Oct 2011
4083 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


That picture looks way better than she does IRL. I also wouldn't say her body is "athletic and toned."
IWNHI, unless she paid me say $10,000 or so.






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Jax-Tiger
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Portland, OR
Member since Jan 2005
5762 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Wookin' Pa Nub...





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Cecil D Diesel
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Shaolin
Member since Mar 2011
8932 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Shit, I'd go on a date with Martha, though she's got me by a few decades.





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lsuwontonwrap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
10778 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


I've seen a lot worse at a lot younger.





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TrueTiger
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Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
8872 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love



This was her in her younger days.






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OldHickory
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New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
2341 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Damnnnnn





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DrSteveBrule
Stanford Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
5803 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


Everyone on this board would hit that without thinking twice.





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RedMustang
Auburn Fan
Member since Oct 2011
4083 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


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Posted by DrSteveBrule Everyone on this board would hit that without thinking twice.


Not true. After thinking three times, I still won't touch it with a ten foot pole.






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LooseCannon22282
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2008
13360 posts

re: Martha Stewart is looking for love


I remember that booming fart she cut on Family Guy.





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