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Astros already setting marks for futility


Astros batters have struck out 43 times in their first 3 games, a major league record. The previous record was 36.







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craigbiggio
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


We know





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madcap
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Chris Carter broke the record by himself.





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yellowhammer2098
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Useless Lastros.





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SDVTiger
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


When is MLB going to start the contraction of these Minor League teams?





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yellowhammer2098
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Anybody have any clue how long it's gonna take the 'stros to turn this around?





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nerd guy
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I think wallace and castro are a combined 1 for 21. These bags of arse shouldn't even be in double A.


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droman225
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Haters gon hate





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Cosmo
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


1 game under .500 bitches





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TXGunslinger10
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


quote:

1 game under .500 bitches


I'm assuming this comment is contingent on our bullpen not sucking arse every game.

But I love the optimism.






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Quidam65
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1 game under .500 bitches


At 1-2 this equates to an overall record of 54-108. That may be optimistic.






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Kafka
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I think wallace and castro are a combined 1 for 21.


CASTRO A DISASTRO AS LASTRO






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TN Bhoy
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Club should be shuttered.





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OhFace55
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


In the pulse of the nation today they used the phrase "mored useless than an astros closer" didn't know whether to laugh or cry





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Waffle House
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Astros wins v. threads DS starts about them

Who ya got? I think DS takes it with 58.






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Lsuhoohoo
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We'll at least we're the best at something. Suck on it.





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TXGunslinger10
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When we get back to the top, they'll apologize profusely...and I'll be the first to laugh at all the haters.

Geaux Stros



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Prominentwon
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


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Useless Lastros.


quote:

When is MLB going to start the contraction of these Minor League teams?



quote:

These bags of arse shouldn't even be in double A.

Keep laughing.

This what happens when you're rebuilding and was fully expected.

Give it 2-3 years and they'll be back in the thick of things.



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Black n Gold
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Why spend money now to win just 70-75 games?





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SDVTiger
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re: Astros already setting marks for futility


Havent the Stros been rebuilding since 2006?





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