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Posted on 3/13/13 at 7:43 am
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 7:43 am
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Deadpool vs. Batman.

Not sure how this does NOT go for Batman.

Probably a gimme for the Bat because they are sad to see him murdered by Wolverine
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 8:01 am
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 7:57 am to
wut
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frick.

Forgot to post the link.

fixed
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:53 am to
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Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:56 am to
quote:

Not sure how this does NOT go for Batman.


Because deadpool would whoop his arse?

It wouldnt even be close.
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 10:58 am
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:57 am to
Yeah, Batman easily on this one.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 10:59 am to
Deadpool would kick the shite out of Batman. Deadpool is fricking immortal. And has superhealing like Wolverine. It's really not even close. Batman would die within 1 minute of fighting Deadpool.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:01 am to
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Batman easily on this one.



Batman wouldnt be able to touch deadpool. He is a super healing immortal expert assasin. He beats batman in martial arts and uses swords better than a Samurai and is an expert marksman.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:03 am to
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Batman wouldnt be able to touch deadpool. He is a super healing immortal expert assasin. He beats batman in martial arts and uses swords better than a Samurai and is an expert marksman.


Precisely. Deadpool is one of the most powerful superhumans ever conceived. He's Wolverine with the added benefit of being crazy and immortal. You can't read his moves in a fight because he doesn't even know what the hell he's going to do. The only thing he can't do is fly and lift a tank above his head. He's still got far above human physical attributes and Batman would die by Deadpool's hands even if Deadpool didn't heal immediately and could actually die.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:05 am to
He has had his head cut off and lived to tell about it. How do you beat that?
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:07 am to
Exactly. When you're fricking cursed to never be able to be with your love and your love is Death herself, you don't die. It's pretty simple. Doesn't matter how you get mutilated, really.
Posted by TulaneTigerFan
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:08 am to
Batman fanboys think that he'd beat any other comic character, even immortal ones or gods. "Just give my homo-erotic comic character man crush a little time to plan and he'll take down anyone!!!!"
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:10 am to
is that Deadpool? that sounds a lot like Thanos.

although im not caught up with deadpool, so i'm asking so I will know.

also Deadpool - and it isnt close.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:11 am to
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Batman fanboys think that he'd beat any other comic character, even immortal ones or gods.


Next thing you know they'll be saying he could kill Thor. I mean, come on now.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:13 am to
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is that Deadpool? that sounds a lot like Thanos.


Thanos had T-Ray curse Deadpool with immortality to keep Death to himself.

ETA: Yes this is nerdy as shite and convoluted as all hell.
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 11:20 am
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:28 am to
LOL thats all good man - I did not know that about him. appreciate the info on that

Posted by LoveThatMoney
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:37 am to
I want to see someone try to make a case for Batman on this.
This post was edited on 3/13/13 at 11:37 am
Posted by finchmeister08
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:40 am to
If batman can take down superman, he can take down deadpool. Just a couple million dollars and a special suit.... Boss!
Posted by DelU249
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 11:42 am to
What makes batman compelling is that he does not possess any of these ludicrous powers.
Posted by Fleur De Lethal
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Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:00 pm to
Deadpool is not immortal. He has a super advanced healing factor but just like Wolverine if you trap him in a tank full of water he drowns. If he can't get out of the tank to heal he stays dead.

I know this is a crazy scenario but it's exactly what Batman would come up with.
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