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CptBengal 
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| Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:18 pm)
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The dolphins are highly trained, intelligent, and can strike anywhere.
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These particular dolphins are trained in the use of special knives and firearms to kill enemy divers. They are also adept in the use of explosives to sink enemy ships.
Remeber they are also known to use underwater rape caves....
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OldSouth 
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:20 pm to CptBengal)
Bring out the sharks with the frickin laser beams.
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MapGuy 
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:20 pm to CptBengal)
best article I've read in months
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When in Rome
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:21 pm to CptBengal)
Awesome.
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Geauxld Finger
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:24 pm to When in Rome)
probably defecting to the US like Sean Connery in Red October. 
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The United States has such a program although their dolphins are not trained to attack and are used for intelligence purposes.
sure they are 
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beauthelab
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:26 pm to CptBengal)
From the article:
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it is believed that they are out seeking mates.
Sex wins out again.
or, they could be defecting to the West. 
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NOX
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:32 pm to When in Rome)
see Rome its more fun here on Earth
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When in Rome
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:32 pm to NOX)
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:40 pm to CptBengal)
In Soviet Russia, dolphins hunt you!
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 2:58 pm to OldSouth)
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Bring out the sharks with the frickin laser beams.
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Motorboat
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 3:00 pm to CptBengal)
I usually hate dolphins but these are some badass ones
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Rambler 
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 10:59 pm to CptBengal)
Headed for Taiji, I suppose.
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lsu480 
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/12/13 at 11:02 pm to CptBengal)
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Those dolphins were used for the war in Iraq.
Jesus fricking Christ. I cannot believe there are retards who actually think we need to increase military spending! 
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Michael J Cocks
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/13/13 at 12:24 am to lsu480)
I don't think, no, I know.... That I have not read an article this fricking awesome in my entire life.
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DaTigahDen 
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/14/13 at 3:38 pm to CptBengal)
Can you imagine being shot by an effin dolphin? That would be some bull ish
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BoardReader 
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/14/13 at 5:25 pm to DaTigahDen)
I see where the Ukraine lost dolphins, but not Russia.
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GEAUXT
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/14/13 at 5:32 pm to CptBengal)
What a wonderful article
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olgoi khorkhoi
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| re: Russians train dolphin commandos - they go AWOL - swim at your own risk (Posted on 3/15/13 at 9:23 am to GEAUXT)
even these guys must agree that it's ok to catch these monsters in our tuna nets.
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