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318bornTiger
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GQ's 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America


#12 - New Orleans
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12. New Orleans Back in the '90s when the Saints were the chronically ill Aints, a genteel New Orleanian would never wear a baggy black jersey emblazoned with a golden fleur-de-lis. But now? Drew Brees leads the team to its first Super Bowl victory and suddenly the whole city is dressed like they're in the Superdome on a Sunday afternoon. What happened to all the older bearded gentlemen that made bushy hair and sideburns so graceful? The ones at Jazz Fest taking the big easy in khaki shorts, loose linen shirts, and straw hats? The ones strolling the grass in sandals and nursing a to-go cup of Abita and forking a fried oyster? We're afraid that another Super Bowl victory might very well turn y'all into black-and-gold Zubaz pant-wearing maniac keg guzzlers sucking Buffalo wing meat clean off the bone. Oh, no, wait, is that ranch dipping sauce in your beard? Seriously, it's scary.


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TheWiz
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Grown men in jerseys





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LewDawg
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Lots of butthurt incoming





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Murray
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Grown men in jerseys


Buncha fat tubs of shite.






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AbsolutTiger
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Grown men in jerseys


This always makes me






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Macintosh504
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re: GQ's 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America


quote:

12. New Orleans Back in the '90s when the Saints were the chronically ill Aints, a genteel New Orleanian would never wear a baggy black jersey emblazoned with a golden fleur-de-lis. But now? Drew Brees leads the team to its first Super Bowl victory and suddenly the whole city is dressed like they're in the Superdome on a Sunday afternoon. What happened to all the older bearded gentlemen that made bushy hair and sideburns so graceful? The ones at Jazz Fest taking the big easy in khaki shorts, loose linen shirts, and straw hats? The ones strolling the grass in sandals and nursing a to-go cup of Abita and forking a fried oyster? We're afraid that another Super Bowl victory might very well turn y'all into black-and-gold Zubaz pant-wearing maniac keg guzzlers sucking Buffalo wing meat clean off the bone. Oh, no, wait, is that ranch dipping sauce in your beard? Seriously, it's scary.
wow , thats spot-on.


good thing I have great fashion sense.






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elprez00
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If Superbowl wins equate poor dress, then Atlanta is one of the best dressed in the nation.





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Y.A. Tittle
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Lots of butthurt incoming








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T
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We're afraid that another Super Bowl victory might very well turn y'all into black-and-gold Zubaz pant-wearing


There is absolutely nothing wrong with zubaz






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Rickety Cricket
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re: GQ's 40 Worst-Dressed Cities in America


Freaking Laplace, Chalmette and Westbank trash giving the fanbase a bad name.





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Tmacelroy12
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BR >>>> NOLA





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Cosmo
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I agree, black and gold and fleur de lis are out of control in NOLA over the last 5 years.







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RogerTheShrubber
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GQ has never been to Anchorage. It prides itself on winning these worst dressed city polls.





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318bornTiger
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BR >>>> NOLA







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Sophandros
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I want to buy some Zubazz gear so bad right now.

I'll rock that shot on casual Friday like a boss.






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MoreOrLes
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GQ

Wasnt aware it was still around.

Therefore no shitz will be given






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yellowfin
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GQ is gay


that said get rid of the jerseys






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OMLandshark
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How the frick did Memphis avoid that list?





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Waffle House
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11. Brooklyn

I was about to flip out if they weren't on the list.






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T
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Then stop being a douche and buy some.





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