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GABlueDog
LSU Fan
Marietta, GA
Member since Dec 2008
6630 posts

What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Mine would probably be driving through a snowstorm then abandoning my car and going on foot.






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udtiger
LSU Fan
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2006
17952 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


marriage





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Flair Chops
Miami (FL) Fan
purgatory
Member since Nov 2010
29802 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


promised to wear a condom





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Wooly
USA Fan
Member since Feb 2012
10902 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Wore a Condom





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Tmacelroy12
LSU Fan
Houston
Member since Aug 2012
5489 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Drove to this girls house at 2:30 in the morning. Was getting pretty tired of her, but if she was puttin out, I couldn't say no haha

I had one girl that thought she was eating corn on the cob. Worst experience of my life; she didn't get a call back

ETA: I forgot this was the OT, and yes... wore a condom



This post was edited on 3/11 at 4:17 pm


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Carson123987
LSU Fan
Middle Court at The Rec
Member since Jul 2011
22959 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


that's awesome


rolled my mom's denali down the driveway in neutral when i was 15 and drove to a girl's house (keep in mind, no license) at 3am on a school night in the middle of finals.

driving back up the driveway was the scariest thing in the world. thought for sure they'd hear the engine. made it back A-okay though






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Ash Williams
LSU Fan
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
7014 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


quote:

marriage






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BRgetthenet
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Oct 2011
21594 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


I've said the L word.





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WG_Dawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Jun 2004
27136 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Pretend I liked her. I mean I guess that's not dumb, but it certainly wasnt truthful.





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SmackoverHawg
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2011
5726 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Driving to her house at 3 am and walking through the woods after hiding my truck to pound her while her old man was away.





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Sophandros
New Orleans Saints Fan
R'Lyeh
Member since Feb 2005
40191 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


A dumb chick.





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pooponsaban
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2008
7176 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


quote:

marriage


That's exetreme. Lot's of I love you's to your daughters.






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Neauxla
New Orleans Saints Fan
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
23858 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Traded her a Muses shoe.





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15sammy34
Auburn Fan
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
12424 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Yep. Making seem like I might possibly want more than sex when I didn't.





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QuietTiger
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
17118 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


A bunch, but the one that sticks in my mind is climbing up a 4" plumbing stack into a 2 story attic window. That goodness they were mostly cast iron back then.





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Boomhauer
Member since Dec 2012
2605 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


quote:

olled my mom's denali down the driveway in neutral when i was 15 and drove to a girl's house (keep in mind, no license) at 3am on a school night in the middle of finals.

driving back up the driveway was the scariest thing in the world. thought for sure they'd hear the engine. made it back A-okay though










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Rouge
USA Fan
Member since Oct 2004
86118 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


quote:

What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?
doesnt matter

had sex






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Carson123987
LSU Fan
Middle Court at The Rec
Member since Jul 2011
22959 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


felt like a boss, can't lie





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TheCaterpillar
LSU Fan
Nashville from BR via Oxford
Member since Jan 2004
30872 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


Lights off > she said I need a condom > I didn't have one > I crinkled a receipt that was in my pants and said I put one on > had sex > she noticed once I was inside and didn't care at that point.

Turns out she was a huge whore and that was a risky move


I've done dumber, but thats one of my fave stories. I tried it once more with a different chick and she called me out immediately.






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Topwater Trout
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
24537 posts

re: What's The Dumbest Thing You've Done To Get Laid?


quote:

said the L word.






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