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"Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


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According to glamour girl turned dating expert Kezia Noble, she can teach any man how to trick a woman into bed.

What's more, she doesn’t see anything unsisterly in sharing her seduction technique. Nor does she feel she’s ‘rinsing’ men by taking £4,000 a week for her 'wisdom' (her courses have made her a millionaire).

Instead, says Kezia, she is helping women find love and happiness by making hapless men 'dateable' and says she can turn any oafish slob into Prince Charming.














Whats the OT rating for this broad?









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CarRamrod
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


in love





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Whats the OT rating for this broad?

Yes.






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BeaverPRO
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


the Female Hitch! IWHI





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arseinclarse
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Her armpits are too white or her skin is too orange.

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Glamorous


They must use that term loosely.



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GeauxColonels
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


On a scale of "Yes to No", I rate her a "Yes"







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SmellslikeKevinBacon
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


Solid 8
OT 6
I bet she knows some tricks. She has the look of a woman who would frick the shite out of you.






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XxxSpooky1
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


You really can make money doing anything.





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MadDoggyStyle
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


Her foot is too wide for that shoe, therefore IWNHI.





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arseinclarse
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Overhaul your look: 'We look on them as a potential date might, so things like scruffy clothes, and dated hair styles need to be ironed out, and sloppy posture,' says Kezia.

Cast your net wider: 'Men who come on my courses they are limited to bars and clubs,' reveals Kezia. 'But they can meet potential dates in parks, museums, coffee shops, anywhere where they can engage in conversation'

Ask open questions and be yourself: Kezia explains: 'It’s about being honest and refreshing and standing out from the other guys who go on about the same dull things.'

Take tips from the bad boys: 'A bad boy is never too available, or predictable, and will put other people or his work before the girl in the early stages,' says Kezia. 'This shows he values himself and his own life and that he has a lot to give.'

Use the 'upside down triangle' to see whether she likes you: 'The gaze should move naturally between each eye and the mouth,' says Kezia. 'If the girl looks away or shifts uncomfortably, it’s a no, but if they are relaxed with this or mirror this behaviour, there’s attraction.'


What a crock of shite for 4k a week.






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GregMaddux
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


My friend Manny paid that the game guy a grand and he still here's off manually. Will tell him about this





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Mo Jeaux
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On a scale of "Yes to No", I rate her a "Yes"


I'm inclined to agree with this assessment.






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StraightCashHomey21
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On a scale of "Yes to No", I rate her a "Yes"



yup the 1 or 0 scale and she is a 1






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StraightCashHomey21
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What a crock of shite for 4k a week


more like 7k with our funny money






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OneMoreTime
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Overhaul your look: 'We look on them as a potential date might, so things like scruffy clothes, and dated hair styles need to be ironed out, and sloppy posture,' says Kezia.

Cast your net wider: 'Men who come on my courses they are limited to bars and clubs,' reveals Kezia. 'But they can meet potential dates in parks, museums, coffee shops, anywhere where they can engage in conversation'

Ask open questions and be yourself: Kezia explains: 'It’s about being honest and refreshing and standing out from the other guys who go on about the same dull things.'

Take tips from the bad boys: 'A bad boy is never too available, or predictable, and will put other people or his work before the girl in the early stages,' says Kezia. 'This shows he values himself and his own life and that he has a lot to give.'

Use the 'upside down triangle' to see whether she likes you: 'The gaze should move naturally between each eye and the mouth,' says Kezia. 'If the girl looks away or shifts uncomfortably, it’s a no, but if they are relaxed with this or mirror this behaviour, there’s attraction.'
She better be giving up the cooch if this is the advice she gives for $7k



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7thWardTiger
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Solid 8 OT 6


Easily an OT 9






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Scruffy
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things like scruffy clothes, and dated hair styles need to be ironed out
THATS bullshite!!!!






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LasVegasTiger
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"




The Real Pick Up artist.






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LewDawg
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re: "Glamorous sex guru who claims she can teach men how to get a woman into bed"


Not with that Lindsey Lohan facial expression





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