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StrangeBrew 
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| My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:01 pm)
About a year ago I went in for a regular visit. The hygeinist that I have known for a few years had recently come back from a trip to the beaches of Mexico. She had pics of herself on the beach in a two piece. She does have a tight body for a 35 year old. Even before she started cleaning I thought it was odd for her to have such revealing pictures up. During the cleaning she made a point of rubbing those mounds all over my arms. I am married or I would have jumped all over it. I asked where she was at during my visit six months ago and everyone said she was gone and could not really talk about it. They were nervous! I guess she might have done this to another guy who told. I was kind of looking forward to another cleaning and table dance all rolled into one.
In b4 tldr and this not penthouse forum!
I just got home from the same dentist and the new hygienist asked me to bring my family to her church. My how times have changed.
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diddydirtyAubie 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:05 pm to StrangeBrew)
that paragraph was hard to read. try English next time...and I'm going to file this under CSB.
This post was edited on 3/5 at 10:06 pm
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SLafourche07 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:05 pm to StrangeBrew)
Would not read again.
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ruzil 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:07 pm to StrangeBrew)
Where is this? I might be hiring soon. 
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littlePNdaB
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:12 pm to StrangeBrew)
is this office on coursey near stumberg??? we may have the same hygienist
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cleeveclever
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:12 pm to StrangeBrew)
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interesting!
If she'd given you a handy while she scraped your plaque, that would constitute "interesting" for a routine trip to the dentist.
Her showing off a bikini pic and grazing your arm with her danglers is more like boner fodder for a 12-year-old.
Congrats on the incidental boob touch six months ago!
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Spock's Eyebrow
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/5/13 at 10:14 pm to cleeveclever)
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Congrats on the incidental boob touch six months ago!
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PoppaD
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:26 am to Spock's Eyebrow)
If your ability to pick up women is anything like your ability to type a paragraph you didn't stand a chance.
So a pretty lady talks to you because it is her job and you already think if you weren't married you would be hitting it?
Also said hygienist has to lean over you to clean your filthy teeth, a boob accidently grazes your arm, and that is your sign she was into you?
Sometimes you have to realize that she is just doing her job, she has to talk to you and be nice in said job, and not every woman that talks to you is trying to sleep with you. Do you dry hump the girls that cut your hair also. They probably give you more incidental boob contact then your poor hygienist.
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horndog 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:43 am to StrangeBrew)
Cliff note
Some chic rubbed her tits on him and it caused him to post a semi-coherent thread.
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wish i was tebow 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:50 am to StrangeBrew)
thanks for that reviting story
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yellowfin 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:52 am to StrangeBrew)
your hygienist touched your arm with her boob?
I'd be pissed if mine didn't
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:53 am to StrangeBrew)
if i had a nickel for every oral hygenist who rubbed her tits in my face, i could buy a pack of wrigleys or one of those bouncy balls
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:54 am to StrangeBrew)
The story showed promise in the beginning but the ending failed to deliver. Delete and try it again.
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Flair Chops
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:54 am to 12)
yeah, i was hoping for some jennifer anniston/horrible bosses type scenario
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specchaser
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 7:57 am to Flair Chops)
this board has gone to crap
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rebeloke 
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:07 am to 12)
I have trouble skipping over stuff and filing in logical progressions. My first read assumed a story that delivered, so I read about a trip he took to the beahes of Mexico with this broad. I thought he will surely provide the pics, then it went into a noise dive at the end and I was like wait, there is nothing here. It was like having sand slip through my fingers.
ETA: Change OP to read It sucks they fired my DH cause she was a hotty!
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LateArrivalforLSU
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:15 am to diddydirtyAubie)
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that paragraph was hard to read. try English next time...and I'm going to file this under CSB.
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Would not read again.
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Drumguy25
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:44 am to LateArrivalforLSU)
I bet you think strippers want you too.
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Motorboat
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:51 am to StrangeBrew)
It's always the church women that are the whores...
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| re: My recent experiences with dental hygeinist has been interesting! (Posted on 3/6/13 at 8:55 am to PoppaD)
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If your ability to pick up women is anything like your ability to type a paragraph you didn't stand a chance.
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