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tiggerthetooth 
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| Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:30 pm)
Compiling a list of what makes you look like a douche bag in honor of the stupid arse gym I attend which has hordes of douche bags in it that think they are the shite and never clean up shit, throw weights all over, have no concern for other people's space, bring their skanky arse girlfriends to watch them workout for 1hr for God only knows what frickin reason , and lastly you keep me from desiring to go to the gym at the hours best suited to spend time in the gym keeping myself healthy.
So here's to you douche bags, this is what makes you a douche bag along with the unwarranted egocentric attitude you have about yourself.
HATS
Anyone wearing a beanie with a "bill" on it = automatic tool.
95% of flat bill wearers and most notably the energy drink flat bills that are especially douche
SHIRTS-as we all know anything affliction related,
Wife beaters-Don't you dumb arse douche bags know they are called wife beaters for a reason? Just think about a white trash male walking out of his white trash trailer and the only shirt I ever put on said white trash male is a wife beater. Not that there is anything wrong with wearing one underneath....but still.
White trash wife beater.
SUNGLASSES-any white sunglasses that look similar to this
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BODY ACCESSORIES (AND/OR ALTERATIONS)
Frosted hair
Those shitty shoulder tattoos I see far too often, you just can't the douche bag out of what I see, no way, no how. As an employer there is no way in hell I want to even think about hiring a guy with such a tattoo, and you're a chick and you date a guy with a tattoo like this then please don't ever speak to me and I never want to know you exist.
Earring (s)...
Chin strap beards
Lastly, Body shape.-If you are hugely muscular in your upper body but have tiny legs and run like shite then you're probably a douche bag, because there is no way in hell you are so disproportionately muscular unless of course you care so much about your upper body only, and caring about your upper body that much is a definite douche bag trait.
Please feel free to suggest other things to add to this.
This post was edited on 2/19 at 10:41 pm
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REG861 
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:32 pm to tiggerthetooth)
jorts
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tiggerthetooth
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:32 pm to REG861)
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jorts
More white trash category IMO.
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RocketTigerBallz
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:33 pm to tiggerthetooth)
A lot of time was put into this, therefore I shall contribute.
Skinny Jeans.
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laxer17
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:33 pm to tiggerthetooth)
Snapbacks, earrings, and tap out clothing
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REG861
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:34 pm to laxer17)
Those white watches people wear nowadays
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VanRIch
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:35 pm to laxer17)
Yet another thread about guys critiquing what other guys wear. Who cares.
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GRTiger 
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:37 pm to laxer17)
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Snapbacks
What is this?
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Sao 
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:38 pm to VanRIch)
Indeed. Not sure I understand the critique other men phenomenon here.
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LSU6262
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:38 pm to tiggerthetooth)
tan
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When in Rome
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:38 pm to Sao)
Sao I missed your avi
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Bestbank Tiger 
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:39 pm to tiggerthetooth)
lol y u mad tho?
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am4titansandlsu
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:39 pm to tiggerthetooth)
well, you just described 90 percent of the population of Florida 
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tiggerthetooth
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:39 pm to Sao)
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Indeed. Not sure I understand the critique other men phenomenon here.
I don't critique. I am saying there is a strong correlation between the articles of clothing presented above AND your character as a bonafide D-bag.
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laxer17
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:40 pm to GRTiger)
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What is this?
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Tiger Ryno
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:40 pm to tiggerthetooth)
I agree with all your points
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:40 pm to tiggerthetooth)
RL Polos
Boat Shoes
Chubbies
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nerd guy
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:40 pm to GRTiger)
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Snapbacks
What is this?
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Ortho Reb 
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:42 pm to tiggerthetooth)
Is so much cooler than
If you wear a "beanie" at any point that its not cold as frick or snowing, then you're a complete douche!
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GMoney28
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| re: Articles of clothing (and body accessories) that make you a douchebag (Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:42 pm to tiggerthetooth)
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tiggerthetooth
You're a d-bag for making this post. WGAF about what others wear?
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