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Tiger Phanatick
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


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Mingo Montgomery Brokers Kyle Williams Jackson Dorsey Spears Francois Nevis Levingston Al Woods


What would be more interesting is comparing the college accolades and draft position of our boys vs their group.

Win you look at these guys going not just first rounder but whatnot hey accomplished in college.

Plus I think the SM99 story is a great one to show. Because he was hurt early in career out staff got him healthy and back to all American caliber again.

They had Hardy!









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TigerBait2008
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


We are LSU.




They are Ole miss.




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stho381
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


1) Ask your brother who he would've chosen between OM and LSU when he was being recruited.

2) Do you want to be part of a championship contender or part of a rebuilding process?

3) LSU's down year is 10-3. Ole Miss's great year was 7-6.

4) Immediate playing time. "We don't recruit players to redshirt them," John Chavis.

5) Not only is our 2013 class beastly with the current commitments, but 2014 will probably be stellar as well, which means there is a good chance you leave for the NFL after winning a NC.






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BooHoo Tbow
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


Poon-tang....lots of poon-tang





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mtheob17
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


We win Championships
We send players to the NFL every year
We have some of the best facilities in the country
Our stadium registers earthquakes
We have SEC caliber women
We play in the SEC
We play on National TV 9 out of 12 games every year
We have an excellent graduation rate
We have a coach that eats grass
We develop mutants at DE/DL and people fear us.

The offer is yours. We have a starting spot waiting for you if you want it!

Leave it up to RN afterwards!






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mtheob17
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


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Poon-tang....lots of poon-tang


Ole Miss has tons of pu-tang as well. Been there, done that.






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ALTiger
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


Play for a top 5 program.
Play in front of 93,000, soon to be 100,000.
Play for the BEST DL coach in college football.
Top 10 draft pick when he goes pro.

(I would include early playing time, but this guy will play next year wherever he goes)






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catfish 62
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


We offer an excellent corporate structure that gives you the tools to be your own boss





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mtheob17
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


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We offer an excellent corporate structure that gives you the tools to be your own boss


We also offer drum sets






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Tiger Phanatick
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


If all else fails show him our synthetic product line.

Get him connected with Honey Badger and JJ. Plus looks as if we have a regional rep for Deer antler spray as well.






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Willits479
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


How many 0's do you want after the 1 and how do you spell your last name.





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mba29124
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


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Its bass ackwards over there. When my little brother was a recruit I took a visit with him to Ole Miss and the band played for the recruits. They played Dixie and all the black families and recruits got up and sang the entire song. Most surreal thing I have ever seen.




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We develop mutants at DE/DL and people fear us.


This.






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LSU Patrick
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


"Ole Miss has had more mascots than championships."

"...oh, and do you know why they had to change mascots?"



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Goldrush25
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


Avoid negative recruiting. OM is still the staunch favorite, make no mistake about it. Negative recruiting to a kid in regards to his favorite will just push him even more towards them.

Push championship pedigree of LSU, push D-line draft history. Push facilities, Tiger Stadium. Early playing time alongside future 1st round picks.

Let him draw his own conclusions about how inferior OM is, don't tell him.



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Captain Crown
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


I wish the draft was this weekend so he could see Big Sam and Mingo go in the 1st round.





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LSU Patrick
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


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Avoid negative recruiting.


John McCain, is that you?






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Tigah32
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


About 200K





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jrevonte
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


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We have an excellent graduation rate


Cough!! He ain't worried about graduating he wants to leave for the league after 3...j/s






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Santa Clause
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


"you can have any woman you want"





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mba29124
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re: What salespitch would you throw out to Nkimdeche this weekend ?


250k. Apparently it's all good in the SEC. Cam Newton says sup.





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