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Yale Student Sends Letter To Classmates Explaining, In Detail, Why He Hates Them



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MESSAGE FROM AN ANGRY YOUNG MAN — YALE LAW SCHOOL WALL

Dear tYLS or tWall or whatever dumb shite you call it these days:

I am a second-semester 3L. How exciting. In a surprising turn of events, I decided I want to work for a couple of years at a law firm but eventually try to become a published author, or, if that fails, get a Ph.D. and try to become a professor.

Why am I telling you all of this? It’s because I wanted to thank you all for inspiring me to follow my passions and my dreams. Specifically, these passions and dreams are writing and making fun of people.

I realized I hate law and politics. Why? Because I literally hate like 90% of you, and honestly I don’t really feel like going down the path that involves being stuck with even more people like you who literally have no sense of humor and get offended over literally everything. You think Clarence Thomas hates YLS? Clarence Thomas ain’t got shite on me.

I’ve watched as you guys get offended over the dumbest shite and wax political over the dumbest shite. LOL. I mean wow, and seriously, this fricking school. If the sticks up your asses were any larger, you guys would give Muslim extremists a run for their money. I thought Muslim terrorists were pretty bad for getting offended to the point of wanting to cause physical violence over a drawing, but I’m willing to bet there are a couple of words I could throw out there on this forum that would turn even you guys into rabid angry dogs. Anger. And Hatred. Over a WORD. A frickING WORD. USED OUT OF CONTEXT. I’ve come to realize that even at the smartest, most “enlightened” institution, students can be literally retarded and have no basic grasp of logic or rationality.

Also, you guys are a bunch of judgmental shitbags and hypocrites who haven’t understood the concept of “don’t judge a book by its cover” (speaking of metaphorical phrases, ever hear of “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me”? How has this somehow been twisted in your fricked-up minds to “words also hurt me too really bad so please stop hurting my feelings you big weenie!”).

You guys openly judged me for not speaking out after the Yale DKE scandal, telling me I didn’t care enough about sexual assault and feminist causes. For your fricking information my sister had been sexually assaulted the winter before, and I had written my senior thesis, law school personal statement, AND 250 on human trafficking/sexual assault. You guys then criticized the shite out of “monster” parents like Amy Chua and other tiger mothers after the Battle Hymn/WSJ incident, not bothering to think perhaps you might have been seriously offending some Asian students, who, like me, may have grown up under similar circumstances and still loved our parents and knew our parents loved us. To show you why that is offensive, imagine the extremist reaction if someone on the Wall criticized black or Hispanic culture. I’m not sure how criticizing Asian culture is any different, but I guess we don’t count as people. Finally, in the coup de grace, you guys criticized me for being a flake and giving up on my public interest dreams and going corporate. Little did you know the reason I decided to go corporate was because my parents, who are making less than $20k to support 4 students (i.e., family of 6), declared bankruptcy the summer before law school and I thought as the oldest son it was my responsibility to do something about it. The affirmative action “debate” was the camel that broke the straw’s back, and actually, that was the first important step that pushed me towards trying to realize my dreams of writing for a living.

So seriously, frick you guys, you judgmental, uninformed pricks, patting yourselves on the back on top of your goddamn moral high horses. I realize I am killing my future political career. GOOD. If you’ve read The Republic, you know exactly what my opinion of politicians are. I realize I am burning bridges. EXCELLENT. If I succeed in my passions, I want to make damn sure it is without the help of any of you phony-ass shitdicks. I’ve ALREADY gotten compliments about how inspirational I am, and I haven’t even fricking started yet. That’s the biggest compliment I’ve ever received in my life. It’ll probably take you guys 10-20 years to get that even once, so good luck and keep up the good work! /sarcasm.

In a slightly more serious note–if I could convince even just ONE of you uptight motherfrickers to just relax a little bit, learn to laugh, stop getting so offended over everything, and stop being so judgmental and hypocritical and hurting other people’s feelings in the process, the burnt bridges would be so worth it.

I know I could have waited until the end of the semester to send this, but it would provide me endless entertainment to see the expressions on your stupid-ass faces for the rest of the semester.

TLDR; frick you, frick you, frick you, you’re cool, frick you, I’m out (oh wait, I realized you guys probably don’t even watch movies based on marijuana just in case you get asked about it on the bar, so you probably missed the movie reference. Mea culpa).

Hugs and Kisses,
[Redacted]

p.s. I have a $100 desk chair I bought from Ikea that I don’t want any more and am willing to sell to you for $99.50 OBO.

p.p.s. I know I should probably use the spreadsheet for this but I’m too lazy so I don’t feel like it but I have a torts book for sale that nobody will want to buy since torts isn’t offered this semester but I am going to try to pawn it off anyway.

p.p.p.s. I was wondering if anyone has an extra macbook, preferably a macbook air because that would be easier on my shoulders. Standard offer of good conversation and baked goods apply.









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tylercsbn9
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re: Yale Student Sends Letter To Classmates Explaining, In Detail, Why He Hates Them


makes me think of my little brother.

he is in the process of applying and interviewing for his MD residency. He went to Hopkins and said they were the most out of touch elitist, judgemental dbags he ever met. Yale called him for an interview and he said no thanks....although that was partially bc they don't get a lot of trauma experience at whatever hospital he'd be working at.






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CollegeFBRules
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Guess he'd had enough.

Someone is going to call him self-righteous shortly, but I thought that was pretty fricking great.






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re: Yale Student Sends Letter To Classmates Explaining, In Detail, Why He Hates Them


I am not a fan of people in general so I with him.





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CarrolltonTiger
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In a surprising turn of events, I decided I want to work for a couple of years at a law firm...


This should help him get that job.

I'm surprised they even know each other well enough to get mildly offended.






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TigersSEC2010
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I love this guy.





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I am a second-semester 3L


By 2nd semester 3L year I pretty much hated my whole class too






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baybeefeetz
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re: Yale Student Sends Letter To Classmates Explaining, In Detail, Why He Hates Them


Typical law student. Trying to out-hate everybody.

This guy is pointed in the right direction, but he is clearly an attention whore. The world needs one more of those like it needs another lawyer.






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matthew25
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Is this Cho from Virginia Tech?





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baybeefeetz
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I was going to say something even more inappropriate about a school shooting.





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In a slightly more serious note–if I could convince even just ONE of you uptight motherfrickers to just relax a little bit, learn to laugh, stop getting so offended over everything, and stop being so judgmental and hypocritical and hurting other people’s feelings in the process, the burnt bridges would be so worth it.


Welcome to the real world. It's full of uptight, stick in arse frickers




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CollegeFBRules
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This guy is pointed in the right direction, but he is clearly an attention whore. The world needs one more of those like it needs another lawyer.


Where you see an attention whore, some may see someone saying something that needs to be said to most college aged kids.

Of course, without knowing the full backstory on what all transpired to prompt such a letter, it is quite difficult to make an assessment on the letter's merits.






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Of course, without knowing the full backstory on what all transpired to prompt such a letter, it is quite difficult to make an assessment on the letter's merits.


Letter is over the top and unnecessary. Dude could have stayed out of the mud and truly been "above it." Instead he flings poo at people on whom it will have zero impact. Just my opinion. Took some balls, though.






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CollegeFBRules
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Letter is over the top and unnecessary. Dude could have stayed out of the mud and truly been "above it." Instead he flings poo at people on whom it will have zero impact. Just my opinion. Took some balls, though.


I'm pretty sure you're right on this, but if he didn't wind up actually burning bridges that impact his future job prospects, frick it.

If he did screw himself more than he knows, however, he will come to hate himself pretty quickly.



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White Roach
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Wow! Somebody pissed that guy off. Maybe he becomes a successful writer, or, just maybe, he goes completely off the rails and annihilates his classmates.

On a side note, I can't decide if "judgmental shitbags" or "shitdicks" was my favorite insult.






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Ham Malone
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I'm surprised a 3L cared enough to write that thing. By then I was like a ghost in the building, only there for class. Only went to the social events with kegs and left after the free beer was gone.





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For a guy who wants to be an author he's not a very good writer.





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For a guy who wants to be an author he's not a very good writer.


He's a moron. His fellow students will be running the country; he'll be a crappy divorce lawyer.






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Turbeauxdog
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For someone who claims to be interested in writing I expected it to be better written





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