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AbitaFan08
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Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
4971 posts

Having to pee while stuck in traffic

Is terrible. I never know if I should just wait, find a random bottle in my car, or pull off to the side of the interstate and wave to traffic while I handle business.


shutterspeed
Southern Miss Fan
TX
Member since May 2007
36185 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
Even worse when you have to boo boo.


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PowerTool
Texas A&M Fan
Glassman's couch
Member since Dec 2009
6139 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
Just go for the bottle. It's not like you're gonna piss all over yourself trying.


LSUzealot
New Orleans Saints Fan
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
56080 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
Don't get stuck in that position. Piss before rush hour or big cities. I have put 250k miles on my car & only once got stuck in traffic having to piss. I made a uturn on the interstate medium it got so bad.


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Beefherinthequeefer
LSU Fan
On your dick
Member since Jan 2008
35391 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
Just pull over and piss.


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Swoopin
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AbitaFan08
LSU Fan
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
4971 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
Yeah that's inevitable. Don't have a bottle anyway, that's what I get for keeping my car clean.


long4life
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
845 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
why can't we get a toilet pan built into the seats? it's inevitable that we will need to use it.


duggieblue
Auburn Fan
GA
Member since Feb 2010
1796 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
Vitamin Water or SoBe bottles.
I drink one on the way to work so I almost always have one in the car. I refuse to stop to piss on the way home from work. Which I sometimes have to do.

Should I wash them before I put in the recycle bin?


PowerTool
Texas A&M Fan
Glassman's couch
Member since Dec 2009
6139 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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Vitamin Water or SoBe bottles.


Yep. Nothing makes your peen feel big like trying to pee into a regular soda bottle.


lake2280
Alabama Fan
south
Member since Nov 2012
1485 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
do people not go on road trips anymore.We used to carry milk jugs with us cause with us drinking and having a good time the driver would refuse to pull over.


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lsu480
LSU Fan
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
79048 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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Vitamin Water or SoBe bottles.
I drink one on the way to work so I almost always have one in the car. I refuse to stop to piss on the way home from work. Which I sometimes have to do.


You sit down when you pee!!!!!!!!

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do people not go on road trips anymore.We used to carry milk jugs with us cause with us drinking and having a good time the driver would refuse to pull over.



And you do too! :rotflmao:
This post was edited on 12/28 at 7:33 pm


duggieblue
Auburn Fan
GA
Member since Feb 2010
1796 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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Yep. Nothing makes your peen feel big like trying to pee into a regular soda bottle.


Or those regular size water bottles.


lsu480
LSU Fan
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
79048 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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Or those regular size water bottles.



Or a 5 hour energy


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Tiger n Miami AU83
Auburn Fan
Miami
Member since Oct 2007
37007 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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just wait, find a random bottle in my car, or pull off to the side of the interstate and wave to traffic while I handle business.



Done all 3 at some point or another in my life.


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duggieblue
Auburn Fan
GA
Member since Feb 2010
1796 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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You sit down when you pee!!!!!!!!


Not technically as I have to push up to where my buttocks are not on the seat to get the bottle perpendicular to the earth. I have become quite proficient while driving at 70 mph.


Capital Cajun
LSU Fan
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
1147 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
This is why I keep a empty Gatorade bottle in my truck.


lake2280
Alabama Fan
south
Member since Nov 2012
1485 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
If you really want solve the problem "cocaine is a helluva drug" helping me not pee in milk jugs since 2003.


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shawnlsu
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2011
7017 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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Gatorade bottle

Pissed in one on the basin bridge on the way back from Freeport. I was too close to home to stop so I reached around to find an empty 32 oz. I had no idea how fast you could fill up a gatorade bottle. I had to pinch it off and find another one to finish in.


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Southern Farmer
LA-Monroe Fan
Greenville, MS
Member since Jul 2012
3070 posts

re: Having to pee while stuck in traffic
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find a random bottle in my car


Clean out your car if there's just random bottles of shite laying around.

Not going to say I haven't pissed in a Sobe Lifewater/Vitamin Water bottle too. All I drink.


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