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Circle K Beggar
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Your worst pickup basketball stories


Mine happened today actually.

Some thug POS was driving to the basket on a fast break. I was defending him. He blows the layup and calls foul. I told him, "bull shite. you just missed it." He then picks up the ball and throws it at my face. Luckily, I got my arm up in time and my arm got the brunt of the throw. Another day, another scumbag i guess.

What do you guys got?

oh and :csb:







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White Shadeaux
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You didn't bust his arse for that shit?





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LSUTygerFan
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Randy Livingston.....





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WG_Dawg
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quote:

Some thug POS was driving to the basket


racist






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CadesCove
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quote:

You didn't bust his arse for that shit?


No doubt. I would have a hard time letting that slide.






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Elleshoe
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One time when I worked at Chimes I sliced my arm on a broken beer bottle and had some stitches in my arm. like 4 days later, I was playing at the commons and I put my arm up so not to run into the post holding the backboard. Impact right on the stitches





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TigersRuleTheEarth
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Que the Josh Inns story.





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hendersonshands
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Just the time this thugged out black guy was yelling about how he hadn't seen sunlight in years. He'd double dribble all the time but tried to fight when called out. Left it alone.





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GreatLakesTiger24
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this could be a decent thread. i don't have a great story, sorry.





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SuperSaint
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He then picks up the ball and throws it at my face.






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trillhog
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i used to play pick up ball but these brat 14 year olds talked so much shite i had to quit b/c i'd be wanting to kick there ass, and i was scared they might gang up on me.


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Circle K Beggar
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quote:

You didn't bust his arse for that shit?


1. About 5 people got in between us right after it happened.
2. He was about 6'4. I'm 6'0. He had 25 lbs on me, so I don't think i had a chance

It was a white guy by the way. We both got tossed out of the gym too.



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PhiTiger1764
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Playing at the REC a couple years ago. Went up to block a lay-up. Legs were taken out so I came down awkward. High Ankle Sprain. Most pain I've ever been in. Went to the doctor the next day. Broken fibula.


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accnodefense
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One of my high school football coaches was playing pick up basketball with a pen in his pocket and made contact which caused the pen to impale his testicle and he had to get surgery with a steel testicle put in there.

I am not kidding






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Doc Fenton
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Once played a pickup game where there were too many people who nagged that showed up.





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LSUTygerFan
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heard that same story in a movie.





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PhiTiger1764
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quote:

One of my high school football coaches was playing pick up basketball with a pen in his pocket and made contact which caused the pen to impale his testicle and he had to get surgery with a steel testicle put in there.

This is likely the winner.. unless someone was there playing with the Pistol when he croaked






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saderade
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quote:

One of my high school football coaches was playing pick up basketball with a pen in his pocket and made contact which caused the pen to impale his testicle and he had to get surgery with a steel testicle put in there.

I am not kidding
Yea that sounds like bullshite



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lordguill
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In a 5-on-5 game, my teammate berated me for not passing to an open teammate on the perimeter. I had shot a contested layup and missed badly.

Okay, my fault. But the guy wouldn't shut up about it. He was bitching about it well after the game had ended. I eventually told him to shut the frick up. A verbal confrontation ensued.






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CJD4LSU
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I had just finished playing a game with some guys from work and I told them I bet I could still dunk fairly easily...as I pushed off of the ground with my left foot, my patella tendon ruptured. Surgery, 27 staples to my knee and three years later, it's still giving me fits.

I quit basketball after this. I may start again after I have another surgery to fix it again...but I've definitely dunked my last ball.






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