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Willy Wonka, Slave Labor, and Childhood Sexual Abuse



This was inspired by the Home Alone thread and refers to the remake.

Willy Wonka was really a terrible human being. He laid off hundreds of union factory workers and replaced them with machines all but ending their health and dental. Instead, he replaces them with slave labor he pouched. Not only does he not pay them in cash, he pays them in cocoa beans. he also doesn't air condition the facilities and rations that it reminds them of their home country. The pedophile was just too cheap to pay the air conditioning bill.

He was a pervert too. Luring children to a chocolate factory is the same principle as luring kids to his car with promises of candy. They often say that abusers were themselves abusees. This is no doubt a result of having his peepee touched by his old man, Wilbur Wonka, who he has repressed memories of. I bet he made him perform sexual acts with that mouth brace on.







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I suggest you die in a fire.





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pump the brakes





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trying too hard





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Willy Wonka, Slave Labor, and Childhood Sexual Abuse


quote:

This was inspired by the Home Alone thread and refers to the remake.

Willy Wonka was really a terrible human being. He laid off hundreds of union factory workers and replaced them with machines all but ending their health and dental. Instead, he replaces them with slave labor he pouched. Not only does he not pay them in cash, he pays them in cocoa beans. he also doesn't air condition the facilities and rations that it reminds them of their home country. The pedophile was just too cheap to pay the air conditioning bill.

He was a pervert too. Luring children to a chocolate factory is the same principle as luring kids to his car with promises of candy. They often say that abusers were themselves abusees. This is no doubt a result of having his peepee touched by his old man, Wilbur Wonka, who he has repressed memories of. I bet he made him perform sexual acts with that mouth brace on.







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rondo
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This is just terrible man.

I wish you could get the time you wasted on this back and use it to kill yourself.






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Who can make the sun rise?



The creepy man can, the creepy man can.






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JBeam
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y'all acting like you've never overanalyzed a TV show or movie just for the hell of it.





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alajones
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Never.





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y'all acting like you've never overanalyzed a TV show or movie just for the hell of it.


These peopleall have.






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Siderophore
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If you were really inspired by the other thread, you would have started this one but not really add content for over a year.

Amd this thread would be better if you had done that






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telawrence
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I bet he made him perform sexual acts with that mouth brace on.



There's your problem. Using the remake

Of course that Wonka was some sort of cheap Michael Jackson copycat.

Gene Wilder's Wonka was a boss. Sure his labor practices wouldn't fly today, but it was the early '70s. They hadn't even banned abestos yet.






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JabarkusRussell
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Don't forget there were no woman in his workforce let alone any diversity in the work place.





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rondo
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So this dude was referring to the depp wonka?

He need to kill himself twice.

That movie doesn't even exist imo.






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