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Scoop 
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| One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:16 pm)
My wife and I are at Target Christmas shopping and she is on the girl's aisle for our daughter and I walk over to the boy's toy aisle for our son. It is crowded on the aisle and while I am working through looking around there is a girl that looks to be 18 or so that is attractive. I glanced at her cause any guy on Earth would and then I hear a guy say something and don't pay attention until he does it again and I figure out he is talking to me.
He is some guy in his 30s, wild eyed and talking to me. He says "Stop looking at my daughter!"
I let him win because that's a weird spot to be in. I said I was shopping and had no idea what he was talking about and just took a few steps down to look at other stuff not to be a total pussy but damn.
My risk management assessment said walk away.
This post was edited on 12/9 at 8:17 pm
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EarthwormJim
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:17 pm to Scoop)
What did the guy say?
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redstick13
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:18 pm to Scoop)
Was he the pimp?
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jrodLSUke
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:18 pm to Scoop)
What did the crazy Walmart dude say to you?
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Bama and Beer 
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:18 pm to Scoop)
If thats the weirdest situation youve ever been in, you live a very sheltered life
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yurintroubl 
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:18 pm to Scoop)
What kind of stuff was he saying?
Impossible to counsel you based on what you said in the OP.
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HarryBalzack
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:18 pm to Scoop)
You should have kept staring at her, see if he's all talk.
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One summer, my whole family took a Clark Griswald type trip out to Seattle. One morning, while everyone was finishing breakfast, I wandered around the hotel gift shop, with my six year old cousin in tow.
They had spank mags on display for all the world to see. She saw the cover of OUI, which had a picture of a woman bent over, with the words "Bang me from behind" written on it. She asked me what that said and I thought it was funny to tell her.
Minutes later, she was walking through the lobby of Westin Hotel, screaming "Bang me from behind!" at the top of her lungs.
That was awkward.
This post was edited on 12/9 at 8:27 pm
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Walt OReilly
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:19 pm to Scoop)
few years back i was at KMart shopping
walked by some asians and i started speaking chinese because i thought it would be funny...well they didnt laugh
an asian dad and son start chasing me around the place with a baseball bat...scared the shite out of me
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Brageous
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:19 pm to Scoop)
I would have said, "Don't worry, I already finished." 
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Darth_Vader 
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:19 pm to Scoop)
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a girl that looks to be 18
She was probably really 14. That's why if they look under 25 nowadays you just walk away.
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Scoop
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Bama and Beer)
I've not had a sheltered life at all, I can assure you. That was some awkward shit, though.
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Bama and Beer
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Walt OReilly)
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lurkr
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Scoop)
He sounds like I want to act with my daughters. I don't say anything because it ain't worth it. Keep an eye on people from a distance.
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JDM1992
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Darth_Vader)
This post was edited on 2/17 at 6:49 pm
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CBLSU316
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Scoop)
Should have said "shut your fricking mouth before I curb stomp your bitch ass".......
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CurDog
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Scoop)
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to be 18
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He is some guy in his 30s
hmmmmmm
not sure what i would have done either. i see both sides, since my oldest daughter is not far from 18. if you took a passing glance, eh no biggie. if your tongue was dragging the ground, i can see his frustration
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LSUFAN2005
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:20 pm to Scoop)
Was he just crazy or mad because you looked at the girl?
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tgr4ever
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:21 pm to Walt OReilly)
quote:
few years back i was at KMart shopping
walked by some asians and i started speaking chinese because i thought it would be funny...well they didnt laugh
an asian dad and son start chasing me around the place with a baseball bat...scared the shite out of me
 This is like Gaucho level brah
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Jim Rockford
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:22 pm to Scoop)
an OT baller wouldn't have been in Target. Please cut your ID card in half and return it to the membership office.
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| re: One of the weirdest situations I've ever been in....any other way out of this? (Posted on 12/9/12 at 8:23 pm to Scoop)
when you get caught like that just play it off and say... without looking at the guy...."have you ever been to backrroomcastingcouch.com?.....I think I have seen that girl before"
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