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re: Craigslist...University of Tennessee Head Coach (Posted on 12/6/12 at 9:00 am to Don10)
Just in case it gets taken down..
Head Coach, University of Tennessee (Neyland Stadium)
Date: 2012-12-05, 9:31PM EST
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Head Coach Football, University of Tennessee
The Head Coach of Football is responsible for initiating various aspects of the Football program, such as recruiting 2* and 3* players, training them from time to time, and attempting to not break NCAA rules, especially while on ESPN cameras (Looking at you, LK). The Head Coach of Football is required to abide by the rules and regulations established the NCAA, unless he holds a bbq at his house, in which case that never happened and you've never seen that player before if anyone asks. This is a full time, twelve-month position for most. That said, if you have won a national title in any sport at any time, you can work part-time, six months a year, while eating bonbons, for at least eight years after said title.
• Reduce number of player arrests by 10 percent.
• Generate additional funds for support of the program. Or, not. That's what our academics programs are for. #AmIRight
• Schedule games, preferably with directional schools.
• Represent UT and the football program in a professional manner .. or, just represent us period. It's been so long since we've had a coach.
No education required. Also, no real coaching experience required. Heck, if you can prove to me you've called plays for a bikini football league or that dog Super Bowl, I will offer you the job.
And, best of all, we will pay you: LINK
Seriously, we've offered this to like ten people already, someone's gotta not turn us down. Please apply!
Location: Neyland Stadium
Compensation: We will pay you: LINK
Telecommuting is ok.
This is at a non-profit organization.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.