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Detroit Lions 2013 Calendar a Must Gift to Your Lions Friend
Posted on 12/5/12 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 12/5/12 at 4:38 pm
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In a stunning display of holiday awfulness, the official NFL-licensed Lions calendar that is being pushed as a holiday gift somehow managed to get everything wrong. Justin Rogers of MLive.com details some of the problems with this calendar, including:
1. Titus Young is on the cover. Yes, Young, the second-year receiver who was just ordered to go home and not come back for repeated insubordination, is the person the makers of this calendar thought Lions fans would want on the cover. Not Matthew Stafford or Calvin Johnson. Titus Young. Really.
2. Open the calendar to the first month, and whose picture do you see to go along with January? Aaron Berry. The cornerback who was arrested twice during the offseason and cut by the Lions in July.
3. Other months have pictures of receiver Nate Burleson (who broke his leg and may be cut in the offseason), defensive end Kyle Vanden Bosch (who’s 34 years old and not playing up to his contract and looks like a potential cap casualty), and running back Jahvid Best (whose repeated concussions call into question whether he’ll ever play again). Those are definitely the guys Lions fans are going to want to be thinking about in 2013.
4. The company selling the calendar boasts that it contains information about the Lions’ “Super Bowl History and more.” One problem: The Lions have never been to the Super Bowl. Apparently the Super Bowl history section will be devoted to the Super Bowls the Lions didn’t play in (all of them) or maybe the Super Bowls that were played on the Lions’ home field. (Did you know that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit? The people who made this calendar probably didn’t.)
5. The calendar includes the 2012 schedule. Very helpful in 2013.
So if you do have a Lions fan on your Christmas shopping list, you’ll probably want to skip the team’s official 2013 calendar. Much better to get him a T-shirt commemorating the Lions’ undefeated 2008 preseason.
This post was edited on 12/5/12 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 12/5/12 at 4:39 pm to lighter345
that's awesome. I wish I had a friend that was a Lions' fan
Posted on 12/5/12 at 4:40 pm to lighter345
The NFL and the PA still got their licensing fees. That company is dum.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 4:44 pm to lighter345
Is this an Ohio based company making these as dirty santa gifts?
Posted on 12/5/12 at 4:48 pm to lighter345
Man, that article ripped them apart. Damn.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 5:02 pm to lighter345
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devoted to the Super Bowls the Lions didn’t play in (all of them)
I know one Detroit Lions' fan. Tigers' fans, plenty, but only one Lions' fan.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 5:21 pm to lighter345
Everything about the lions organization is absolutely hilarious. From upper management, to the idiot players, to the self-loathing announcers, to the guy in the hard hat singing the dumbest fight song I have ever heard.
Posted on 12/5/12 at 5:30 pm to lighter345
The first thing that popped into my head was, "who the hell is #16?"
Its like 20 bucks on amazon. Is this meant to be a gag gift?
Its like 20 bucks on amazon. Is this meant to be a gag gift?
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