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Mullen3:16
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Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


They seem very tenacious






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droman225
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Houston
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


I'd pay big bucks to watch a pelican v jester in a cage match





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Biff Tannen
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?






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Hedonismbot
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Jester
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Baton Rouge
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

They seem very tenacious


I have been bitten by a Brown Pelican in Key West (clearly a gay bird). I turned around and looked at it like it was stupid. It didn't do shite.






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Jester
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

I'd pay big bucks to watch jester


If you want me to send you nudes, just say it.



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Hazelnut
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

I have been bitten by a Brown Pelican in Key West (clearly a gay bird). I turned around and looked at it like it was stupid. It didn't do shite.


are you sure it didn't molest your mother too?



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droman225
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


I'm not sure how you got to that conclusion.



But I mean I'm not gonna turn down free dick pics


<~~~< @pelicanlover.com






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Jester
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

are you sure it didn't molest your mother too?


Nah, it just stood there looking at my like a waterhead.






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droman225
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Houston
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

I have been bitten by a Brown Pelican in Key West (clearly a gay bird). I turned around and looked at it like it was stupid. It didn't do shite.



Sounds like you were bitten by a pelican. And you didn't do shite.



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Jester
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Baton Rouge
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

Sounds like you were bitten by a pelican. And you didn't do shite.


No, I turned around and looked at it. That seemed to put it in its place.






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droman225
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


No. You were scared to do anything because you knew that pelican would frick you up.

Pelican - 1

Jester - 0






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ThePurpleHornet
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NOLA
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re: Anyone have any experience trying to fight a Pelican?


quote:

They seem very tenacious



...in the sack







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