Acknowledgement To A Special Breed Of Game-Thread Commentator:

I want to give a shout-out to one particular element of TD posters during the game thread. We know that the Ranters are rightly convinced that the professional game announcers are incompetent morons, and feel obligated to their Ranter brethren to provide superior insightful commentary as the game progresses. So often, when a commercial break comes in the telecast, they rush to their keyboards to practice their narrative and analytical skills as a service and obligation to the internet world of fans and demonstrate their knowledge of the game.

On behalf of Tiger fans everywhere starved for information, I want to personally thank the approximately 4,000 commentators who selflessly rushed to their desk, or whipped out their laptops or smartphones, during a break in the action to type...."Commercial."