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Check In: I'm getting it over with and seeing Twilight with my s/o this weekend

Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19365 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:31 pm
I'll admit it. I'm going this weekend so I don't have to hear about it. Anyone else?
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31897 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:35 pm to
Nah, I don't date 12 yo girls
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:42 pm to
If I was 14 and I had a vagina I would probably be going.
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:49 pm to
Sunday @ 6:15
Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3377 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 12:55 pm to
So glad my wife isn't into this crap. Now the neighborhood wives are dragging their pussy wipped husbands opening night and these are mid 30's to early 40's women. It's pathetic.
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:08 pm to
If you want a spoiler, as if you care about Twilight, there apparently IS a way to enjoy this film. You can troll the entire audience near the end of the film.
Posted by The Godfather
Surrounded by Assholes
Member since Mar 2005
41433 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

If you want a spoiler, as if you care about Twilight, there apparently IS a way to enjoy this film. You can troll the entire audience near the end of the film.




yes please
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:13 pm to
No, I don't date 12 year olds or trashy girls
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31897 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

If you want a spoiler, as if you care about Twilight, there apparently IS a way to enjoy this film. You can troll the entire audience near the end of the film.

And video tape it for us
Posted by TheBiggestSpur
Member since Oct 2012
1049 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

If you want a spoiler, as if you care about Twilight, there apparently IS a way to enjoy this film. You can troll the entire audience near the end of the film.


Go on...
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
Team Am Mart
Member since Apr 2009
19365 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:25 pm to
How can I do this?
This post was edited on 11/16/12 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:29 pm to
SPOILERS

OK, I was reading a review, and apparently, there is a dream sequence near the end of the movie in which they do not tell you its a dream sequence. It's the all-out battle sequence in which they kill about half the characters or whatever. Now, this scene is NOT in the book (according to the reviewer), so if your Twilight-loving friends should not know this is coming.

This is when you should start cheering for each character death.

Now, the victory is short-lived, as its all a dream and they live happily ever after or whatever. but for like ten minutes, watching Twilight fans think the movie has severely deviated from the book and started killing off their beloved characters should be the highlight of your movie-going experience.
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18779 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:30 pm to
Luckily my wife hates that shite.

She wouldn't ask me to go anyway. There's always a big group of girls that go see all the chick flicks together.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10505 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:30 pm to
If you're dating a girl and she makes you go, there is no future there. End it now.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15916 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:36 pm to
I am - its a trade off - I see this with my Fiance - she goes to "A good day to die hard in Feb".
Posted by ellunchboxo
Gtown
Member since Feb 2009
18779 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

I am - its a trade off - I see this with my Fiance - she goes to "A good day to die hard in Feb


Why would you want to? I'd much rather go see something like that with my buddys.
Posted by The Godfather
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Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:41 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/16/12 at 1:59 pm
Posted by TheBiggestSpur
Member since Oct 2012
1049 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 1:44 pm to
quote:

I am - its a trade off - I see this with my Fiance - she goes to "A good day to die hard in Feb".


Why? Tell her to make this a big day for her and her friends out and about and you do whatever the hell you want to. Then in February you go out and do whatever the hell you want to. Why buy 4 movie tickets when you can just buy one or two?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by RonFNSwanson
University of LSU
Member since Mar 2012
23155 posts
Posted on 11/16/12 at 2:47 pm to
will not
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