ALL of your CONCERNS are ADDRESSED HERE!!!

I love this board and visit if often. I don't post much but I think it's about time we get some positivity up in this M'Fer! I want to try and address all of your recent concerns so we can have a great positive week and enjoy this win. If you are about to post something negative you can refer back to this post and and step away from the keyboard. If you are one of those negative people that has to let others in on your misery go to one of the other boards this week. The political board might be just your ticket. If you like crazy the OT has your number.

1. We Won!!
2. We didn't blow out South Carolina but SEE NUMBER 1
3. The O line was awesome
4. The quarterback managed the game, he didn't have 500 yards of passing but SEE NUMBER 1
5. The crowd was amazing and didn't leave early, I could indeed almost smell the bourbon through the TV.
6. The D was lights out as usual
7. We dominated time of possession
8. Les Miles had long sleeves on but it was a little bit cooler
9. No Mettstache
10. We played at night and the game was not on CBS
11. No Ron Burgandy
12. Almost everyone was in the game and there were no exterior aerial shots of the outside of the stadium. I say this because it almost made the PVC pipe nonexistent.
13. The stadium construction project WAS ready in time.
14. I am sure there was a lot of trash in the tailgating area but you have to trust karma on this one
15. They didn't show any video of Stud but I am going to assume he was wearing a collared shirt.
16. Posi-tigers gonna posi
17. Nega-tigers gonna nega
18. Russell Shepard didn't have a great game but he is a team player and remembers number 1
19. We ran the wildcat and got a first down
20. We converted on several third downs
21. Alex Hurst was able to deal with his family issues, minor injuries, quitting team or WTF happened this week
22. Mike the Tiger is sometimes an a-hole and doesn't want to attend the game. He is a 600 pound tiger so we will cut him a little slack
23. They have a chicken for a mascot so he doesn't have much say in whether or not he attends the game. He only frightens bugs and other chickens
24. I know some of you did not read this and will post a funny video telling me that you did not read this, I don't care
25. The only people that find this funny are the other idiots that post videos telling people they did not read this
26. We had a ton of recruits at the game and no one booed.
27. Stupid post, this post is stupid, again I don't care
28. Lou Holts is a stupid, sputtering, spitting idiot and he picks South Carolina and Notre Dame to win every week. He doesn't like LSU and that's ok because he is a stupid, sputtering, spitting idiot.
29. ESPN hates LSU but they are giving us some love this week
30. Some of us are eating Crow and enjoying the hell out of it
31. Ron Bolden did not play and Mett did not get decapitated
32. We all realize Lee and Jefferson were not as bad as we thought, just go with me here, at least for this week
33. The Mett cave was only shown once
34. We do have the chest to win
35. Les Miles wore his hat in the perfect spot, it did not ride to high or low on his head
36. We got to see Steve Spurrier get pissed and go crazy on the sideline
37. Les sounded intelligent and well spoken in his interviews, the coach speak was at a minimum
38. The receivers caught the ball much better
39. I know my title is screaming
40. Play calling was better
41. Germans, I know
42. We control our own destiny


Feel free to add any I missed.

Please enjoy this week! Be happy for the players and coaches who give everything they have week in and week out. It's just as easy to type something positive as it is to post something negative.