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Swagotelli's Greatest Moments

Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:21 pm
Posted by TexHoss
BR
Member since Mar 2008
429 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:21 pm
Collection Of The Best Mario Balotelli Stories…

£10,000 in parking fines.

Car has been impounded 27 times.

£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.

Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.

Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.

Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.

Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching" rule at a strip club.

The "bib" saga.

Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.

Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"

Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.

Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.

Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.

Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.

Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.

After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?

Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"

Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.

Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.

Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"

Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.

Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.

Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.

Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.

Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.

Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one.

Turned his back garden of his house into a Quad bike track.

Went into Manchester Uni library and tried to pay off all outstanding book fines for everyone.
Posted by LSUSOBEAST1
Member since Aug 2008
28614 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:22 pm to
RA'd

























For a sticky
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28432 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:31 pm to
I read this post about $wagotelli.























Keyboard now sticky.
Posted by TexHoss
BR
Member since Mar 2008
429 posts
Posted on 8/13/12 at 11:33 pm to


I was hoping y'all would enjoy this.
Posted by RayFinkleTTU
Orlando's
Member since Jul 2009
5755 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 1:16 am to
More pics



























More sticky computer keyboard
This post was edited on 8/14/12 at 1:17 am
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125418 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 2:27 am to
quote:

"Balotelli will see you now"
Posted by NOTORlOUSD
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2010
5051 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 5:36 am to
"When I score, I don't celebrate because I'm only doing my job. When a postman delivers letters, does he celebrate?"
Posted by Bho
Lexington
Member since Dec 2007
24804 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 6:10 am to
quote:

Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one.



Total Swag Move
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43143 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 7:09 am to
quote:

Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
my personal favorite
Posted by Atom-Z
Member since Jun 2012
2307 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one.


Is there video of this?
Posted by rdw1690
Member since Mar 2010
6469 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 10:32 am to
Is there a balotelli meme? I feel like there is a picture(s) of him that would be meme worthy.
This post was edited on 8/14/12 at 10:50 am
Posted by Bottom9
Arsenal Til I Die
Member since Jul 2010
21750 posts
Posted on 8/14/12 at 10:47 am to



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