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cleetus Houston Member since Nov 2010 2987 posts

| Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:22 pm)
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Drivers pulled illegal U-turns just to catch a glimpse of Ashley Holton, witnesses said. The 35-year-old woman was arrested on May 26 for masturbating on Highway 484 in Ocala, Fla. A witness told authorities that Holton had slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before deputies arrived, the report said. The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her. When a Marion County Sheriff's Deputy approached her, Holton pulled up her shirt and bra, "exposing her breasts and bra," according to the report. Holton was arrested and taken to the Marion County Jail. When an officer attempted to put pants on her, the report said Holton kicked and bit her. Holton described her chomping as "a love tap," the report stated. Holton's alleged antics didn't stop once she had entered the jail, where she "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the report. Holton, who the report said may have been under the influence of alcohol, was charged with exposure of sexual organs, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct.
ok...off 
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TH03  Notre Dame Fan Barves Fan Member since Dec 2008 45732 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:24 pm to cleetus)
IWNHI
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Topwater Trout  LSU Fan Red Stick Member since Oct 2010 24764 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:24 pm to cleetus)
I bet she had just read 50 shades of grey.
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bengalbait  Florida Fan Grove Lounge Member since Sep 2009 1870 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:25 pm to cleetus)
Meth is a rough ride.
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shutterspeed  Southern Miss Fan So. Miss. by way of Baton Rouge Member since May 2007 26547 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:26 pm to cleetus)

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Honkus Providence Fan S County Member since Aug 2005 30213 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:26 pm to cleetus)
you're saying accused like somethings wrong w/ that 
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roadGator  Florida Fan Fear the 2nd thumb Vols! Member since Feb 2009 34466 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:27 pm to cleetus)
Um, dodo bird. you are sawing on FL not sawing it off. if you are going to dis us, get it right. 
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laangler21  LSU Fan On the lake. Member since May 2012 1537 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:28 pm to cleetus)
Dont think I would pull a U-turn to get another look at that... IWNHI
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alfredblueforheisman Member since Aug 2010 880 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:28 pm to roadGator)
30 minutes? Wouldnt jerk it if it took that long
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c on z  LSU Fan Baton Rouge, La. Member since Mar 2009 46373 posts
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| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:29 pm to cleetus)
She's 35? 
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RGJ18  LSU Fan Collierville, TN Member since Feb 2010 3091 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:29 pm to cleetus)
Meth is a hell of a drug...
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jimithing11  Texas Fan Dillon, Texas Member since Mar 2011 13488 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:29 pm to cleetus)
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Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway

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Jim Rockford  LSU Fan Member since May 2011 23257 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:29 pm to cleetus)

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trillhog Elite Membership Member since Jul 2011 13399 posts
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| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:31 pm to Topwater Trout)
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I bet she had just read 50 shades of grey.

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tketaco  LSU Fan Big Sand Box Member since Jan 2010 6692 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:32 pm to cleetus)
For some reason I thought it was a celebrity with the full name put into the Thread Title.
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yellowfin  Illinois Fan Paige is Pretty Member since May 2006 51870 posts
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| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:33 pm to cleetus)
fricking florida at it again
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roadGator  Florida Fan Fear the 2nd thumb Vols! Member since Feb 2009 34466 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:33 pm to tketaco)
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For some reason I thought it was a celebrity with the full name put into the Thread Title.
Yep, I was hoping she was a hot celebrity that I didn't know and that there were pics. 
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tketaco  LSU Fan Big Sand Box Member since Jan 2010 6692 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:34 pm to roadGator)
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that there were pics
And boy were we dead frickin wrong. 
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Wishnitwas1998  Tennessee Fan Walls, Ms Member since Oct 2010 7056 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:34 pm to cleetus)
Bitches be crazy
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CommunityCollegeFTW  Nebraska Fan Member since Apr 2011 17111 posts

| re: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway (Posted on 5/31/12 at 2:36 pm to roadGator)
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if you are going to dis us, get it right.
well, ok 
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