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The Official Mass Effect 3 Super Thread: No Drama Edition
Posted on 2/28/12 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 2/28/12 at 6:18 pm
One week left until we take back Earth 
****MAJOR SPOILERS****
Squad Member Appreciation
Mass Effect 1:
Ashley Williams
She may have been cold at the beginning of ME1 and a tad racist but damn was this religious nut a great lay. Still pissed at her for being a bitch at Horizon.
Garrus Vakarian
My bromance with Garrus started after he started questioning C-Sec's investigation of Saren. From there on I kept him with me even with his busted arse face.
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya
Tali was a fresh faced Quarian. Extremely useful in battle and able to make it through the vents at the end of ME2, she was a jack of all trades. Too bad that made her perfect for the friend zone.
Urdnot Wrex
My man. He may have threatened me at Virmire, but by God if he wasn't the baddest mofo in combat. By becoming the king pimp on Tuchanka we may just be able to get the Krogan in the war against the Reapers.
Kaiden Alenko
There's not much I can say except if he didn't complain so goddamned much I probably would've let you live.
Liara T'Soni
My bottom bitch. This blue skinned goddess tried to rescue my dead body and then tracked down the fricking Shadow Broker because he fricked with her. The no pants dance was the best with her.
****MAJOR SPOILERS****
Squad Member Appreciation
Mass Effect 1:
Ashley Williams
She may have been cold at the beginning of ME1 and a tad racist but damn was this religious nut a great lay. Still pissed at her for being a bitch at Horizon.
Garrus Vakarian
My bromance with Garrus started after he started questioning C-Sec's investigation of Saren. From there on I kept him with me even with his busted arse face.
Tali'Zorah nar Rayya
Tali was a fresh faced Quarian. Extremely useful in battle and able to make it through the vents at the end of ME2, she was a jack of all trades. Too bad that made her perfect for the friend zone.
Urdnot Wrex
My man. He may have threatened me at Virmire, but by God if he wasn't the baddest mofo in combat. By becoming the king pimp on Tuchanka we may just be able to get the Krogan in the war against the Reapers.
Kaiden Alenko
There's not much I can say except if he didn't complain so goddamned much I probably would've let you live.
Liara T'Soni
My bottom bitch. This blue skinned goddess tried to rescue my dead body and then tracked down the fricking Shadow Broker because he fricked with her. The no pants dance was the best with her.
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Posted on 2/28/12 at 6:19 pm to DMagic
Mass Effect 2:
Mordin Solus
The first Salarian squadmate and another BAMF. Released the genophage on the Krogan but also figured out how to fight the Collector swarms. One of the best character arcs in video games.
Jacob Taylor
Token is on the opposite side of Mordin. Outside of Jacob's loyalty mission, the most time I used him was during the beginning of ME2. Seems like a nice guy just a bland character.
Grunt
A walking, breathing tank. With his Fortification power he could take a licking and keep on ticking. The first Krogan to kill the Thresher Maw since Wrex.
Jack
Sorry but I find Jack to be the lamest character in ME2 even lamer than Jacob. The whole bad girl thing just doesn't sit well with me. Bad arse in combat however.
Samara/Morinth
Whomever you chose, you came away with one of the baddest bitches in the galaxy. Try and seduce Morinth and she'll kill you, seduce Samara and she gives you the matriarch cold shoulder.
Thane Krios
Another fantastic character arc written by Mac Walters. A dying Drell who's religion makes him pray after assassinations who has a son who hates him. Also handy as frick in combat.
Legion
A late addition to the ME2 squad also one of the best. He could turn the war by bringing the Geth into the battle. The Widow sniper rifle is bad as frick.
Zaeed Massani
Founder of the Blue Suns and a crazy arse dude on a mission. Got shot in the face and lived. Generally not to be fricked with.
Kasumi Goto
Super thief and obviously the only woman in the world not attracted to male Shep.
Miranda Lawson
How could Shepard possibly resist dat arse
Mordin Solus
The first Salarian squadmate and another BAMF. Released the genophage on the Krogan but also figured out how to fight the Collector swarms. One of the best character arcs in video games.
Jacob Taylor
Token is on the opposite side of Mordin. Outside of Jacob's loyalty mission, the most time I used him was during the beginning of ME2. Seems like a nice guy just a bland character.
Grunt
A walking, breathing tank. With his Fortification power he could take a licking and keep on ticking. The first Krogan to kill the Thresher Maw since Wrex.
Jack
Sorry but I find Jack to be the lamest character in ME2 even lamer than Jacob. The whole bad girl thing just doesn't sit well with me. Bad arse in combat however.
Samara/Morinth
Whomever you chose, you came away with one of the baddest bitches in the galaxy. Try and seduce Morinth and she'll kill you, seduce Samara and she gives you the matriarch cold shoulder.
Thane Krios
Another fantastic character arc written by Mac Walters. A dying Drell who's religion makes him pray after assassinations who has a son who hates him. Also handy as frick in combat.
Legion
A late addition to the ME2 squad also one of the best. He could turn the war by bringing the Geth into the battle. The Widow sniper rifle is bad as frick.
Zaeed Massani
Founder of the Blue Suns and a crazy arse dude on a mission. Got shot in the face and lived. Generally not to be fricked with.
Kasumi Goto
Super thief and obviously the only woman in the world not attracted to male Shep.
Miranda Lawson
How could Shepard possibly resist dat arse
This post was edited on 2/28/12 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 2/28/12 at 6:57 pm to DMagic
Game Trailers:
Take Earth Back
Mass Effect 3: Fight live action
First Review summarized ****Major Spoilers****
Big Spoilers
Take Earth Back
Mass Effect 3: Fight live action
First Review summarized ****Major Spoilers****
Big Spoilers
Posted on 2/28/12 at 7:01 pm to DMagic
Excellent work. 
Posted on 2/28/12 at 7:14 pm to DMagic
I have jacked a time or two to virtual porn starring Miranda.
Not even embarrassed a lil bit.
Not even embarrassed a lil bit.
Posted on 2/28/12 at 7:19 pm to Lacour
Posted on 2/28/12 at 7:22 pm to Lacour
Dam.I'm embarrassed for you. 
Posted on 2/28/12 at 8:31 pm to DMagic
I RA'ED because my thread is better
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