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13 Politically Incorrect Gun Rules

Posted on 1/24/12 at 8:57 am
Posted by BruslyTiger
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 1/24/12 at 8:57 am
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1. Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

2. It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

3. Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

4. Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

5. Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6. The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

7. The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

8. Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

9. If you’re in a gunfight:

- If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.

- If you’re not loading, you should be moving.

- If you’re not moving, you’re dead.

10. In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

11. If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

12. You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

13. You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 1/24/12 at 8:59 am to
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Always win – cheat if necessary.



My first thought was alabama
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24303 posts
Posted on 1/24/12 at 9:00 am to
Posted by beHop
Landmass
Member since Jan 2012
14536 posts
Posted on 1/24/12 at 9:11 am to
quote:

The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.



Good stuff
Posted by upgrade
Member since Jul 2011
13033 posts
Posted on 1/24/12 at 9:15 am to
I have always liked this one:

A small town sheriff is attending a fancy dinner.
The hostest asks, " Sheriff I see you have you'r pistol with you. Are you expecting trouble?

The sheriff replies, " No ma'am, if I was expectiong trouble I would have brought my rifle."
Posted by rballa19
Lake Charles, LA
Member since Oct 2009
4379 posts
Posted on 1/24/12 at 9:28 am to
I like it!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117711 posts
Posted on 1/24/12 at 9:35 am to
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a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.
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