Predictions for after the game

6 days away and I can feel the excitement building so much. My nipples have tingled no less than 8 times today. This is only two more than any regular occurrence mind you but still an amazing feat none the less. I admit I have trolled Alabama message boards recently mostly to post stats about how Alabama did NOT statistically beat us on NOV 5. Usually the excuses and what ifs that are spouted mimic that of the Packers Fans giving excuses on why Aaron Rodgers had the best season of all time in the history of anything involving sports and that Drew Brees is the biggest hack ever. The sense of entitlement by the Bama fans is amazing. One poster is even named 13 and counting. So here are my predictions of what happens if Bama looses
1) Nick Saban’s statue is torn down and replaced with a ten commandments list of why Bama really won the National Championship despite losing twice in 2011
2) Harvey Updyke poisons swamp land cypress only to enhance the flavor of the local crawfish crop. This leads to the general destruction of all cypress trees over the next 4 years
3) A Bama fan rushes the field and grabs the crystal ball trophy trying to escape the superdome with it. Honey Badger gets his last FF of the year but it never gets recorded
4) Petitions spring up for Bama to leave the NCAA officially and play their own defense vs offense for twelve games. There website will claim all championships won by their Defense or Offense in the following years to be legitimate
5) Saban will be kidnapped and Séances will be held to try and import Bear Bryants ghost into Saban’s body
6) Goal posts at Bryant Denny look suspiciously wider going into next season. Alabama escapes investigation for this when it turns in reports of the goal design blueprints. NCAA misses the stamp that the blueprints came from the Alabama engineering dept.


If LSU looses
1) LSU fans bitch for a week then start talking about Mettenberger

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