Doug Funny

Roger had Rickets

Doug and Skeeter were obviously homosexuals so they most likely ended up together. Seriously what straight kid listens to The Beets? Roger eventually raped Patty which destroys her mentally and ultimately leads to her suicide. Porkchop realized he's hanging out with a bunch a creeps and skips town. Doug tears up his "Lose lips sink ships" poster in a fit of rage.

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there's a really funny blog out there that has commentary on the show by episode accompanied by pics. the shite he says about Doug is pure gold

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LINK

It's truly greatness. It'll keep you occupied for weeks.

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Doug ended up going to UCLA and was the fratdaddy, not Skeeter. Doug date raped the entirety of the incoming freshman sorostitutes his senior year.

Roger got kicked off the football team his senior year at South Carolina for 'having a few beers'.

Skeeter went on to a semi-successful career as an adult film star, alongside his wife, Patti, who specializes in bukkake.

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Roger eventually raped Patty which destroys her mentally and ultimately leads to her suicide.

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, but at the same time You, my friend, are fricked up!

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Doug and Skeeter were obviously homosexuals so they most likely ended up together. Seriously what straight kid listens to The Beets? Roger eventually raped Patty which destroys her mentally and ultimately leads to her suicide. Porkchop realized he's hanging out with a bunch a creeps and skips town. Doug tears up his "Lose lips sink ships" poster in a fit of rage.

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You need help.

For all intents and purposes I am Doug Funny, but I have a little Skeeter in me. OK, a lot of Skeeter in me.


I see it through different lenses now. Doug was definitely in the friend-zone with Patty. I feel sorry for the kid. The only way he could have gotten over her would have been when he went off to college. He's probably a graphic artist or a comic book artist.

Skeeter is some Physics hot shot at some ivy league school studying string theory. Chalkie is the QB for some school in the Big 10. Beebee went to college on her dad's dime and has been there for 6 years. She'll marry a junkie. Judy dresses normal and works as an accountant. Dink is dead. Had one heart attack, didn't kill him, but the hospital bill was...very expensive. The second one got him though. Porkchop went to the big dog house in the sky when Doug went to college. Bone retired and is yodeling his way up into the top 10% of the country winning rewards and not holding anything back. And Roger. Roger is a townie running a meth lab.

I think I got all the key characters?

That website is freaking amazing. I remember all those Doug episodes, but that guy's commentary is great.

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The fantasies are great in this episode. In the first one, Loretta is sort of hitting on Doug, implying he wishes she was attracted to him. He also wants her to drink transmission fluid. The second one is all about what a gold-digger bitch she is, based on the simple fact that Skeeter had to buy her a movie ticket.

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What has Doug done with Patti? He made her a failed towel rack and destroyed her old house. Doug apparently learned a lesson about judging people, but completely missed the lesson Skeeter gave him about taking action. Skeeter don't frick around.

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Good stuff. That website will keep me occupied for a long time.

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Roger is a townie running a meth lab.

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I'm pretty sure Roger gets rich in the later episodes. He more than likely became the proud owner of child sweat shops in Indonesia.

Skeeter grew up to be his universe's version of Michael Winslow.

Chalkie definitely played QB for the Big 10. He also knocked up a purple chick, didn't make it into the NFL, and works at a used car dealership in order to pay child support.

If I remember correctly, in the later episodes, the high school was shaped like Beebee's head. That rich, snooty bitch ended up going to some high scale rich college up north where she became a lesbian. Her parents cut her off and she now lives on the street in West Philly.

Dink is dead.

Doug's neurotic tendencies rubbed off on Porkchop and he ended up offing himself by eating a Hershey's bar.

Patti Mayonaise filed a restraining order against Doug after they graduated college. After Doug ignored the order, she convinced the judge to have him committed by sleeping with him. That helped her learn that she could use sex to get what she wants. She then changed her name to Monica Lewinsky and applied for an internship at the White House. I lost track of her after that.

Doug is locked away in a mental institution where top scientists are attempting to get his schizophrenia under control.