WOW!! RED HARTEBEES attacked mountain biker!

bicyclists are pussies.

that is crazy!

Guess he thought the biker was trying to cut in on some of his posse.

DAMN dude got smoked

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That looked like it hurt.

Ok, I found it. Kind of long, but read if you wish..


Picture about 30 4 wheelers manned by half drunk coonasses in a dusty haze going through a pasture in mid May. Aforementioned coonasses are trying to herd up wild fricking animals from all over the globe, these frickers can run. As my brother and I sit on his ranger watching the mayhem we see the pack of animals coming through the woods obviously retreating from impending doom that is the coonasses once again chasing them, animals are confused, coonasses are confused. My brother and I slowly begin to creep forward staying right about even with the pack, as we come around a point we see a painter, yes a painter, he is wearing all white and waving a stick and screaming like a mad man. This coonass was not on a 4-wheeler he was on foot running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

As had happened the time before these confused exotic animals start running out of the woods, my brother and I sit back and just begin to watch the action unfold. Gazelles and the like were darting across the field like they had been shot out of cannon. Travis put it the best, a fricking cheetah in Africa can’t catch these bastards, what makes you think the coonasses on 4-wheelers can. As we continue to watch a red deer or 30 decide it is there time to get the frick out, while the getting is good. They break for it.

You may remember the rouge painter I mentioned earlier in this tale. Well, now is his time to shine and send the 30 red deer back into the woods and save the day and have a good story to tell his buddies the next day, wrong, hilarity ensues. This red deer must have weighed about 220 on the hoof and she comes out of the woods doing mach 2, painter steps in her path, painter get smoked by red deer, take a guess who lost that battle, correct, painter. This poor painter cut a complete back flip and landed on his face while the deer never missed a lick, it looked like the Tasmanian devil, just a large cloud of dust with an occasional arm or leg popping out the cloud, I was personally laughing too hard to go help the guy out, but the trooper he was, he took a lickin’ and kept on tickin’.

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Bucknorris

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Showing this vid on ESPN right now

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heartabeast

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That is what it looked like to me too but i just quoted the video description...

Where I hunted for years in Mississippi the neighbor accross the street raised red stag deer that he would eventually sell to hunting ranches in texas. He had them fenced in like cows, truly beautiful animals. One day he had a big tub that they had flipped over inside the fence and he needed help getting it back over. he assured me that the deer wouldnt bother us. Sure enough one about the size of the one in the pic below got pissed and ran us both over. Luckily he just trampled us real quick instead of hitting/stabbing us with his horns. csb