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Turkish Star Wars
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 9/13/11 at 12:58 pm
This is so excruciatingly bad it is funny as hell. Star Wars was not allowed into Turkey for political reasons so it was remade into a Turkish version that uses snippets from the original (more music than video). It is truly awesome.
Highlights - Luke Skywalker ties rocks to his legs and trains by running around with the rocks. Soon he is able to leap huge distances and kick boulders at people. The trampoline they use for the special effects was probably a large part of the budget for this film. At the end Turkish Luke karate chops Turkish Darth Vader in half. Literally Darth's entire body is split at which point all the Empire ships explode (forward to 1:38 for this). There is also a Turkish cantina scene.
Turkish Star Wars
A movie worse than this is inconceivable.
Highlights - Luke Skywalker ties rocks to his legs and trains by running around with the rocks. Soon he is able to leap huge distances and kick boulders at people. The trampoline they use for the special effects was probably a large part of the budget for this film. At the end Turkish Luke karate chops Turkish Darth Vader in half. Literally Darth's entire body is split at which point all the Empire ships explode (forward to 1:38 for this). There is also a Turkish cantina scene.
Turkish Star Wars
A movie worse than this is inconceivable.
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Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:02 pm to Tigris
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A movie worse than this is inconceivable.
NB4 Caddyshack 2
Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:05 pm to Tigris
Indiana Jones music at 33:30.
Actually at 1:22:30.
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At the end Turkish Luke karate chops Turkish Darth Vader in half. Literally Darth's entire body is split at which point all the Empire ships explode (forward to 1:38 for this
Actually at 1:22:30.
This post was edited on 9/13/11 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:07 pm to Tigris
quote:I dunno. We still haven't seen everything Lucas has done to the Blu-Ray releases.
A movie worse than this is inconceivable.
Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:10 pm to SW2SCLA
Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:13 pm to Tigris
quote:
A movie worse than this is inconceivable.
Epside 1, 2 or 3?
Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:19 pm to Zamoro10
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Turkish Rambo looks pretty cool.
That is outstanding. Why have we not heard about Turkish cinema before?
Posted on 9/13/11 at 1:22 pm to Tigris
I like where he rips off the head of one of those white mummy dudes, then throws that severed head at another mummy dude and it explodes 
Posted on 9/13/11 at 2:02 pm to Tigris
you whistled wrong. why? instead of women, skeletons came 
Posted on 9/13/11 at 3:31 pm to Tigris
"I'm dropping altitude."
-guy in a spaceship
-guy in a spaceship
Posted on 9/13/11 at 3:47 pm to Tigris
quote:
All Humans used one single weapon against this danger
they started to resist with a crust that was welded with human brain and willpower
Posted on 9/13/11 at 3:48 pm to Tiger Ryno
"a coating which was formed by compressed human brain molecules was protecting the earth"
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