need help again.

Some of you guys helped me pre cotton bowl farking an aggie. Well there has been a war of sorts and its now time to come up with something new and inventive... we are mailing out a few ads to various neighbors and here is what I was thinking about...

Ad one - hair replacement surgery... Using the pictures that were farked before...
Maybe before an after and now happy with friends...




guy 2
want an ad about erectile dysfuntion... the more creative the better... he is the more fragile of the three

guy 3
In Home massages... males 50% off... free prostate exams... anything creative like that.


And last if there is anyway to combine them in maybe a brokeback mountain 2 poster. Want to put an advertisement out with them all in it. Or it can be some other gay stuff... I know that is all a lot to ask but any help would be appreciated. The TD is the best...