Dirty Santa Gift Ideas | TigerDroppings.com

Posted byMessage
mr. penguin
USA Fan
Member since Jun 2009
7025 posts

Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


So my SO's family play white elephant every year on Christmas. For those that dont know, you bring a crappy present and everyone draws a number. People pick a present, which can then be taken by the person with the next highest number, or that person can pick another gift, and so forth ( that's how they play at least).

Anyways, I need ideas on a good, funny, cheap gift (~$25). Last year had an Obama chia pet and a fruitcake. Go.

Tia

ETA: the idea is to get a crappy knick knack gag gift. The snuggle has been done.



This post was edited on 12/8 at 11:03 am



Back to top
Share:
gjackx
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Jan 2007
12437 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


Ryans gift card






Back to top
bleedpurplengold
LSU Fan
Member since Feb 2007
1163 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


bubble wrap, loads of fun





Back to top
  Replies (0)
Toddy
Ole Miss Fan
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2010
20559 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


A Snuggie.





Back to top
  Replies (0)
toosleaux
Southern Fan
Wired To The T
Member since Dec 2007
3523 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


3 boxes of Trojan Magnum XL condoms.





Back to top
Sheep
USA Fan
In the beer room at Stein's
Member since Jun 2007
15660 posts
 Online 

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas








Back to top
barry
Cincinnati Fan
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
38116 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


an ipod





Back to top
  Replies (0)
ANAKINSKY
LSU Fan
colorado
Member since Jan 2005
6138 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas








Back to top
  Replies (0)
tigerdup07
LA-Lafayette Fan
Member since Dec 2007
18532 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas








Back to top
LouisianaLady
USA Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2009
55502 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


I know that the White Elephant is fun and all, but I couldn't imagine spending $25 on something no one wants.
Ours is $25 game.. done the same way, but it's describable gifts LOL

*Not hating, plenty of people do your way :)






Back to top
Doldil
Auburn Fan
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
4045 posts
 Online 

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


Dirty Santa is what this game is called in the rest of the world...White Elephant, wtf is that shite. Snuggies are the greatest dirty santa gifts ever!


This post was edited on 12/8 at 11:03 am


Back to top
toosleaux
Southern Fan
Wired To The T
Member since Dec 2007
3523 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


quote:

I know that the White Elephant is fun and all, but I couldn't imagine spending $25 on something no one wants.
Ours is $25 game.. done the same way, but it's describable gifts LOL


WTF is a describable gift?






Back to top
barry
Cincinnati Fan
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
38116 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


They key is to get something that some people want and some people hate, that way there is some stealing but also people getting dicked with gifts.

Mine this year is gonna be a michael buble(sp) cd






Back to top
barry
Cincinnati Fan
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
38116 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


quote:

WTF is a describable gift?


for her? a step stool.






Back to top
  Replies (0)
mr. penguin
USA Fan
Member since Jun 2009
7025 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


quote:

Michael buble cd


This is a great idea



This post was edited on 12/8 at 11:04 am


Back to top
  Replies (0)
Geauxld Finger
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
24513 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


Big Lots in Elmwood had a shitting Santa outhouse that talked. I think its the perfect white elephant gift.





Back to top
  Replies (0)
Doldil
Auburn Fan
The Ham
Member since Jan 2010
4045 posts
 Online 

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


one of the uncles brought a Jock Strap one year. I think my fiance's 17 year old cousin got the jock strap...it had $20 hidden inside it. But to see a 16-17 year old girl unwrap a jockstrap is pretty damn funny.





Back to top
The Future
Iowa State Fan
Smallville, KS
Member since Oct 2009
22661 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


25 dollars worth of chocolax





Back to top
  Replies (0)
barry
Cincinnati Fan
Location, Location, Location
Member since Aug 2006
38116 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


When i worked at best buy some dude bought the max you could spend on cheap dynex computer accessories like cable straps and usb cords. Which with our discount was a SHITLOAD of stuff. It probably had a 200 dollar retail value.





Back to top
  Replies (0)
skygod123
LSU Fan
Lafayette
Member since Nov 2007
27810 posts

re: Dirty Santa Gift Ideas


i would get something for way less than 25 bucks if its gag gift.

honestly, id probably get a few things at the dollar store. animal print thong, glow in the dark necklack, stockings, a candle, and some lotion.






Back to top


Back to top