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Jo Pa can......
Posted on 12/31/09 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 12/31/09 at 7:06 pm
Walk across Walmart parking lot barefooted in July, drinking coffee, smoking a cig, while having a sore throat!!!! 
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Posted on 12/31/09 at 7:10 pm to BayouRat15
wearing a SHITTY depends
Posted on 12/31/09 at 7:18 pm to BayouBengalinBama
Posted on 12/31/09 at 8:19 pm to BayouRat15
Can still coach, graduate 85% of his players, use the motto 'success with honor' (and mean it), and win bowl games (23-11-1).
Can't demonstrate onside kicks anymore......
Oh- can spell his name correctly.... JoePa ...... ;)
Can't demonstrate onside kicks anymore......
Oh- can spell his name correctly.... JoePa ...... ;)
Posted on 12/31/09 at 11:34 pm to psu00
park in the blue parking spots.
remember WW1 with pride!
yell at kids to get off his lawn.
bitch about the weather at Valley Forge.
remember when MC Hammer was actually famous.
remember WW1 with pride!
yell at kids to get off his lawn.
bitch about the weather at Valley Forge.
remember when MC Hammer was actually famous.
Posted on 12/31/09 at 11:37 pm to BayouRat15
remember when he made decisions for Penn State.
Posted on 12/31/09 at 11:39 pm to StrangeBrew
Count his wins but not his wrinkles
Posted on 12/31/09 at 11:53 pm to Jcorye1
Doesn't really drive that much- up until he broke his leg a few years ago he walked from his house to and from work everyday across campus...... The same modest house he's lived in since he came to Penn State in the 1950's.
As for WW 1- close. Ended about 8 years before he was born.
Don't know about yelling to get off his lawn but did tell some female driver who ran a stop sign on campus that he had her license plate # and if she did it again he'd turn her in to the police. Her husband came over all indignant about JoePa lecturing her and said 'hey- that's my wife!' to which JoePa immediately said- 'that's your problem'.
Have you been to Valley Forge? Got 3 inches of snow today and now sleeting. He tell George he had it good and should have seen how he grew up in Brooklyn........
He wouldn't know who the hell MC Hammer was. But he could tell you how he played Vince Lombardi's team growing up in Brooklyn and actually played bball against Bob Cousy while at Brown. Close enough (and true).
As for WW 1- close. Ended about 8 years before he was born.
Don't know about yelling to get off his lawn but did tell some female driver who ran a stop sign on campus that he had her license plate # and if she did it again he'd turn her in to the police. Her husband came over all indignant about JoePa lecturing her and said 'hey- that's my wife!' to which JoePa immediately said- 'that's your problem'.
Have you been to Valley Forge? Got 3 inches of snow today and now sleeting. He tell George he had it good and should have seen how he grew up in Brooklyn........
He wouldn't know who the hell MC Hammer was. But he could tell you how he played Vince Lombardi's team growing up in Brooklyn and actually played bball against Bob Cousy while at Brown. Close enough (and true).
Posted on 1/1/10 at 12:18 am to psu00
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Doesn't really drive that much- up until he broke his leg a few years ago he walked from his house to and from work everyday across campus...... The same modest house he's lived in since he came to Penn State in the 1950's.
As for WW 1- close. Ended about 8 years before he was born.
Don't know about yelling to get off his lawn but did tell some female driver who ran a stop sign on campus that he had her license plate # and if she did it again he'd turn her in to the police. Her husband came over all indignant about JoePa lecturing her and said 'hey- that's my wife!' to which JoePa immediately said- 'that's your problem'.
Have you been to Valley Forge? Got 3 inches of snow today and now sleeting. He tell George he had it good and should have seen how he grew up in Brooklyn........
He wouldn't know who the hell MC Hammer was. But he could tell you how he played Vince Lombardi's team growing up in Brooklyn and actually played bball against Bob Cousy while at Brown. Close enough (and true).
Thats simply amazing
IMO College Football is Joe Paterno
Posted on 1/1/10 at 2:53 am to psu00
hey man, your pride and love for JoPa shows. 
any "football fan" that doesn't like him has gotta be a kid. he's the greatest of all time; that's when you consider the whole package. i would definately be pulling for ya'll if you were playing anyone else. since you're playing LSU............. 
any "football fan" that doesn't like him has gotta be a kid. he's the greatest of all time; that's when you consider the whole package. i would definately be pulling for ya'll if you were playing anyone else. since you're playing LSU............. 
Posted on 1/1/10 at 7:41 am to psu00
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Oh- can spell his name correctly.... JoePa...
You mean his "nickname," right? Like there's some "official" spelling, especially outside PA...
Posted on 1/1/10 at 7:44 am to BayouRat15
collect social security and live off his retirement plan
receive a discount at chain restaurants
walk into a room with all seats taken and somebody will get up to give "the old man a seat"
receive a discount at chain restaurants
walk into a room with all seats taken and somebody will get up to give "the old man a seat"
Posted on 1/1/10 at 8:03 am to BayouRat15
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Jo Pa can......
look in the mirror and see a living legend...How about you?
This post was edited on 1/1/10 at 8:04 am
Posted on 1/1/10 at 9:07 am to BayouRat15
retire
Posted on 1/1/10 at 9:12 am to toratiger
take butt whipping today
Posted on 1/1/10 at 9:30 am to johnsec
It's JoePa.....has been that way forever (as most LSU fans like to point out how he knew Moses personally). Yes that is the official spelling. Only down south is Joe spelled without an 'e'......but I guess when you think go is spelled 'geaux' then it's a moot point.
Posted on 1/1/10 at 9:48 am to psu00
Hey PUSS00,, The guy is joking,, don't take it with a poitically-correct-indignancy!! And as an aside: your veiled arrogance and elitist attitude toward the South isn't going unregistered!
Relax and talk smack a bit-- your uptight ultra-specific answers just make you look lie a dick.... Let me tell you-- 99.999% of the posters any other day, would be pulling for Penn and love Joe Pa,, I think the OP may be lacking a bit in tact,, but he is just trying to talk smack and TRYING be funny!! I got no problem with that, AND ...IF I did see Joe Pa Walking across the Wally World Parking lot, Barefoot, 100 Degree Heat.... WEll, Id stop and give the old Bastich a ride and change his depends for him!!!!
Relax and talk smack a bit-- your uptight ultra-specific answers just make you look lie a dick.... Let me tell you-- 99.999% of the posters any other day, would be pulling for Penn and love Joe Pa,, I think the OP may be lacking a bit in tact,, but he is just trying to talk smack and TRYING be funny!! I got no problem with that, AND ...IF I did see Joe Pa Walking across the Wally World Parking lot, Barefoot, 100 Degree Heat.... WEll, Id stop and give the old Bastich a ride and change his depends for him!!!!
Posted on 1/1/10 at 9:52 am to DonnyBravo
As an LSU fan I have always admired and respected JoePa and Bobby Bowden.
Posted on 1/1/10 at 9:57 am to DonnyBravo
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your uptight ultra-specific answers just make you look lie a dick
And your childish and pathetic response just reinforces the dumb Southerner stereotype.
Posted on 1/1/10 at 10:00 am to Uncommon Cents
I do find it hard to believe that there still are places in the south that can't even get ABC in HD.
JoePa invented HD with his huge glasses in the 1950's.
JoePa invented HD with his huge glasses in the 1950's.
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